Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[Scott Hutchinson]

Sell my guitar,No I must keep it ,but yes my spelling is a bit off sometimes.

[nahkoe]

Oh I needed the laughs. I really did.

[Hoovie]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O Hoover; for while thy wife is pretty, yea and smart, thou art not as thy wife is, Yea. And though thou sweepest meany chimneys, thou wouldst do well to sweep thine heart, that thou mayest Shockamoo as thou didst before thou left thy first love. And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Woe Schmoe!

Thy speech betrayeth thee oh great one! In mine own heart I discerneth thee - whether thou be from above or from below...

...in that day the Reverend Al Sharpton shall fare better than thee!

Verily, verily, the new year cometh!

[Scott Hutchinson]

Yes with a new year coming I don't need any woe that is for sure.

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

Verily, verily, the new year cometh!

I think for some, it has already come because it appears someone has hit the bubbly already.

[Neck]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto you, O Scott Hutchinson; for though the hairs of thine head be few, thy sappy and syrupy posts be many. And though thy heart be good, yet they spelling leaveth much, yea very much to be desired. I counsel thee to sell thy guitar and buy a sword, for of suchh is the kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

You forgot to say at the end, Go to the phone! Go to the phone!

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Hmmm....

I think I know who this "prophet" is.


Love ya man!


(Even though I think you just insulted me.)

From whence cometh this "prophet" is he the "old balded one"?

Originally Posted by crakjak

From whence cometh this "prophet" is he the "old balded one"?

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Woe unto thee, O crakjak, and again I say, Woe! Thou art unwise to speak of the prophet's pate, when thine own face have I seen. And I say unto thee that while thy grin is cheesy, thy doctrine is even cheesier; and thou defendest it not well. Remember from whence thou art fallen, and let thine older sister give thee a remedial Bible Study that thou mightest brush up on what thou hast forsaken, for of such is the kingdom.

And speak no more falsely against the prophet, for the hairs grow thickly upon my head, even as the cedars of Lebanon.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

[Dora]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O Thad; and again I say, Woe! For thus saith the Scripture, that if thou offendeth one of the little ones, thou wouldst better have a millstone about thy neck, and be cast into the sea. But yea, thou hast not offended the little ones; for the big ones find thee attractive, yea and very attractive, and many are the women I have sent unto thee, even as Rebekah was sent unto isaac, but thou wouldst not.

Hear my word this day: find thee a wife, yea and verily, find her soon, or thou shalt be smitten with emerods until thou shalt only be able to play thine organ standing up; for of such is the kingdom. And again I say, Woe!

BWWWAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

I've never seen 'em spelled this way, but we get the point! Haaahahahahahaa!!!

I won't be "big" for much longer...Ho! Ho! Ho! (er...uh...I mean like Santa laughing...you understand?)

Deu 28:27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.