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10-27-2007, 05:00 PM
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I preached for a Brother in Lawrence Kansas who sang a song that went like this.
Why don't you sew up those split skirts
SHAKE THE DEVIL UP!
Why don't you sew up the split skirts
SHAKE THE DEVIL UP!
Another great tune.
In Jesus name
Brother Benincasa
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10-27-2007, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa
I preached for a Brother in Lawrence Kansas who sang a song that went like this.
Why don't you sew up those split skirts
SHAKE THE DEVIL UP!
Why don't you sew up the split skirts
SHAKE THE DEVIL UP!
Another great tune.
In Jesus name
Brother Benincasa
www.OnTimeJournal.com
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Lord, this just gets more bizzare!!!
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10-27-2007, 05:04 PM
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Lord, this just gets more bizzare!!!
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Who needs entertainment huh?! Thats why these dont believe in "worldly entertainment" all they have to do is go to church!
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10-27-2007, 05:05 PM
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Who needs entertainment huh?! Thats why these dont believe in "worldly entertainment" all they have to do is go to church!
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It's bizzare, but it's actually more sad than anything.
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10-27-2007, 05:11 PM
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I'm taking dubious notes; I cannot wait to incorporate all these songs into our worship services. They give such glory and honor to God!!
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10-27-2007, 05:12 PM
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I'm taking dubious notes; I cannot wait to incorporate all these songs into our worship services. They give such glory and honor to God!! 
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10-27-2007, 05:12 PM
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It's bizzare, but it's actually more sad than anything. 
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Oh I know...thank God it does not represent the majority of our churches!
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10-27-2007, 05:12 PM
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Well we know now Sherri who wants to lead worship service tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :sho ckamoo
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10-27-2007, 05:15 PM
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Well we know now Sherri who wants to lead worship service tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :sho ckamoo
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I am waiting for Renda to take off running around the new Cordova church; maybe if we pull out one of these uplifting songs, we will finally see her move.
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10-27-2007, 05:17 PM
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How about this one...
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and I'll tell you again
You can't get to heaven if you're woman whose dressin like men.
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and I'll tell you the same
You can't get to heaven without baptism in Jesus Name
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and I'll tell you the three
You won't go to heaven while advertising your church on TV
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and I HOPE you can see
But you won't go to heaven decorating your Xmas tree
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and please let me sing
But you can't get to heaven with your jewelry n wedding ring
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and I'll tell you the most
You won't get to heaven without speaking in tongues through the Holy Ghost
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
Well I told you once and I'll tell you square
You can't get to heaven cutting your long hair
I know the Bible is right, and somebody's wrong
I know the Bible is right and somebody's wrong
In Jesus name
Brother Benincasa
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