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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Snoring while others are loud? That only means one thing. The ones who can snore while the others are shouting have been put to sleep by a female Methodist preacher.
The people who are in the back row must be ex-Pentecostals, who are seeking a new identity.
How long did she speak in tongues in front of the snoring, nodding, shouting Methodists?
Interesting. All the Methodist churches I know of have old people who are sitting on the pews, with an inch of dust on them. If they shook, or shouted they would snap like a potato chips.
Urban Legend: n. "An apocryphal story involving incidents of the recent past, often including elements of humor and horror, that spreads quickly and is popularly believed to be true."
Urban Legend: n. "An apocryphal story involving incidents of the recent past, often including elements of humor and horror, that spreads quickly and is popularly believed to be true."
To be or not to be...
If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there does it make a sound?
If a phone rings in Florida and nobody knows who it is did it really ring?
I have a theory - extraterrestrials invaded Florida and took over the phone lines. They spread rumors and innuendoes only about those wearing tinfoil hats living in tinfoil lined rooms. Then they brought their captives aboard their denominational spaceships to .... you fill in the blank
I'm reporting this post. You just insulted all the 4th graders of the world!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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