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02-16-2009, 04:23 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by emma bontrager
if i can figure out how to be a virgin again, i would like to! There is this really cute guy down the road from me. He sure is nicer than my husband. :d
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STOP IT, Emma!! JUST STOP IT!!!!
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02-16-2009, 04:23 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
Emma! I'm shocked you would even have these thoughts!
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Oh, I have lots of thoughts Renda.
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02-16-2009, 04:23 PM
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My Family!
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I think it is for Madonna?  |
I can just hear it now.....
 "second virgin for the very first time"
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02-16-2009, 04:24 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager
I think arranged marriages might be best. That way, you wouldn't even meet your spouse until briefly before the wedding. NO chance at ANY hanky-panky.
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Hanky-panky is NOT what we should be worried about. It's the spanky-spanky that causes problems. 
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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02-16-2009, 04:24 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager
But, I would have to be married. WAIT!! I AM married!!??? Loophole city, here we come!!  |
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02-16-2009, 04:25 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified
Hanky-panky is NOT what we should be worried about. It's the spanky-spanky that causes problems. |
Oh lord.....Scott stay away from this post!
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02-16-2009, 04:26 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager
I already did. I will call it The Pinky Kiss. Once you do that, there is no turning back.
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That reminds me of that scene in Pearl Harbor.
"Dry your eyes, Toots! Tonight you are mine!"
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02-16-2009, 04:26 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Hanky-panky is NOT what we should be worried about. It's the spanky-spanky that causes problems. |
I am afraid to think or even ask, Miss B. 
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02-16-2009, 04:26 PM
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager
Oh, I have lots of thoughts Renda.
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I don't quite know how to handle this revelation. It's quite disappointing to say the least.
I always thought of you as  , and here you turn out to be  .
*sigh* That's what I get for putting you on a pedestal....
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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02-16-2009, 04:26 PM
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Not riding the train
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Re: Living Arrangements
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I can just hear it now.....
"second virgin for the very first time" |
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