What Makes A Great Pastor? - Page 5

retsambeW · #41 03-01-2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Felicity

*ahem*

That should be Dr. Coon. Dr. Coon Skinner!

Coonskinner · #42 03-01-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Felicity

*ahem*

That should be Dr. Coon. Dr. Coon Skinner!

Right.

I specialize in "Word Replacement Therapy."

I replace a lot of sappy advice column tripe with some pertinent thoughts from the Word.

Coonskinner · #43 03-01-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by retsambeW

Hi, Brother.

retsambeW · #44 03-01-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Hi, Brother.

That's Dr. Brother.

Bishop1 · #45 03-01-2007, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Coonskinner

This is a very pertinent point.

One that hasn't been mentioned yet.

My wife is a tremendous asset to me in the ministry.

She has charisma, personality, and people skills.

Folks, especially young people, love her.

She adds a little color to one of the most plain vanilla guys in the business.

I am reminded of a young evangelist
that was with us in Revival SEVERAL years ago -

In every service he would stress the importance
of prayer in order of making it to Heaven -

He would also state the following;

" If Only Two People Made It To Heaven
It Would Be Him & Gretta {his wife}
And
I'M PRAYING FOR GRETTA" !

Our Youth Were Still Saying
"I'm Prayinf For Gretta"
Several Months Later !
LOL

I was reminded of them
as I read an announcment
that he would be speaking
in a nearby Church.

I wonder
if he is still praying
that his wife makes it !

Bishop1

Felicity · #46 03-01-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by retsambeW

That's Dr. Brother.

Coonskinner · #47 03-01-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bishop1

I am reminded of a young evangelist
that was with us in Revival SEVERAL years ago -

In every service he would stress the importance
of prayer in order of making it to Heaven -

He would also state the following;

" If Only Two People Made It To Heaven
It Would Be Him & Gretta {his wife}
And
I'M PRAYING FOR GRETTA" !

Our Youth Were Still Saying
"I'm Prayinf For Gretta"
Several Months Later !
LOL

I was reminded of them
as I read an announcment
that he would be speaking
in a nearby Church.

I wonder
if he is still praying
that his wife makes it !

Bishop1

Funny as always.

Felicity · #48 03-01-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Right.

I specialize in "Word Replacement Therapy."

I replace a lot of sappy advice column tripe with some pertinent thoughts from the Word.

WRT!! Hey that should be added to the AFF dictionary!

Coonskinner · #49 03-01-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Felicity

WRT!! Hey that should be added to the AFF dictionary!

I am a licensed therapist.

WRT certified.

Bishop1 · #50 03-01-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by retsambeW

I have found this to be true.

Good to see you, Coon.

Hey L.O.O.N. -

Good To Find Out That You Made It -
After Breaking Bread With You
Tuesday Night -

To All On The AFF;

I was going up a ramp on I59/I20
just as 'MF' was going by
So we stopped to Break Bread.
I Fed Him Some "LAMB"

{He really looked like he was underfed }
rotf/lol

Bishop1