Oscar The Cat Predicts Death

[Felicity]

Originally Posted by jwharv

Maybe some of these people were scared to death when they saw the Death Cat walking into their room.........................

Man, if you were conscious and aware of this whole deal with the cat it could maybe might. I'd be screaming ..... "Get that thing out of here!"

LOL!

[Felicity]

Originally Posted by jwharv

I have heard of all kinds of animals munching on the feet of severe diabetics who have lost most of the feeling in their feet. Thats one thing thats always bothered me.................................

[RandyWayne]

Maybe some of these people were scared to death when they saw the Death Cat walking into their room.........................

Then there would be the doctor who as a practical joke, dressed the cat with a black robe.... Sounds like a Far Side cartoon! LOL

[tbpew]

Amos shares with us:

True, but I have heard enough stories of cats munching on their owners after they have aassumed room temperature to make me suspect that the carivorous instinct may be what is at work here.

Originally Posted by Felicity

Woah! The things you learn on these forums!!

yeah, and just imagine if one these freakzoid fishing zealots that frequent this friends forum (inbetween receiving hate mail), happen to dock their boat at some wharf that has a bunch of feral cats lying in wait.

And what if our hero, while climbing out of his boat, confident he will place in the Apostolic Bassmaster competition (ABC) happens to:
slip on a wet copy of the Pentecostal Herald,
falling backward strikes his head,
collapses on the deck of his Crestliner 1600 Angler
....and is out cold surrounded by his catch-o-the-day

Then, with ghostly silence, without so much as moving the air, the Crestliner is now a floating Old Country Buffet with a reservation for 60....Oscar's family reunion.

And then there would always be someone to torture the cat and then say "In Jesus Name" as he is doing it.

[tbpew]

Originally Posted by RevDWW

Vegetarians are really cruel...that eat uncooked veggies. Science has proven that plants feel pain........

I heard that their are "vegan" cats that sit around house ferns waiting for leaves to fall off and then become transformed by some kind of salad frenzy with absolutely no dressing --NOT EVEN so much as a fat-free Raspberry Vinegarette!

You've come WAAAAAAYYYY too late to try and convince me that CATS are domesticated pets. They are AT BEST, preditors on vacation leave from the Sarengeti.

[Felicity]

Originally Posted by tbpew

Amos shares with us:


yeah, and just imagine if one these freakzoid fishing zealots that frequent this friends forum (inbetween receiving hate mail), happen to dock their boat at some wharf that has a bunch of feral cats lying in wait.

And what if our hero, while climbing out of his boat, confident he will place in the Apostolic Bassmaster competition (ABC) happens to:
slip on a wet copy of the Pentecostal Herald,
falling backward strikes his head,
collapses on the deck of his Crestliner 1600 Angler
....and is out cold surrounded by his catch-o-the-day

Then, with ghostly silence, without so much as moving the air, the Crestliner is now a floating Old Country Buffet with a reservation for 60....Oscar's family reunion.

Said zealot might be glad he's surrounded by the catch of the day?

[tbpew]

Originally Posted by Felicity

Said zealot might be glad he's surrounded by the catch of the day?

Ouch! A CANADIAN has stole the legitimacy of my punchline!

Alert customs!

She didn't even have to use any of her monopoly money!

and besides all that.....SHE's a SHE!

*slulks aways pullling a little red wagon with his bruised male ego....muttering something about *death to nafta....bring back ross perot.....death to nafta...*

[RevDWW]

Originally Posted by tbpew

I heard that their are "vegan" cats that sit around house ferns waiting for leaves to fall off and then become transformed by some kind of salad frenzy with absolutely no dressing --NOT EVEN so much as a fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette!

You've come WAAAAAAYYYY too late to try and convince me that CATS are domesticated pets. They are AT BEST, predators on vacation leave from the Serengeti.

You mistake me for a cat defender???? Now I am insulted.......

I say the reason for the catapult is the cat.....

[tbpew]

*bump* for the nocturnal AFF'ers who share the lonely prowl with felines everywhere, listening for things that go 'bump' in the night --even those who may have done so for one last time.