Choose your Tombstone Epitaph

[chosenbyone]

Originally Posted by Rico

Here lies the body of Elder James "Rico" Rodriquez
The shell is here, but the nut is gone!

That was the best one yet! Honestly, I haven't thought of this before even though I have everything else already planned for the time I pass.

I have to give this one some thought.

[Rico]

Originally Posted by Old Paths

He was a servant of God.

James 1:1

And pretty good a hog butchering!

[StillStanding]

First I Wasn't
Then I Was
Now I Ain't

[Ferd]

I guess it would be best not to include Bobby Knights epitaph

[Old Paths]

Originally Posted by Rico

And pretty good a hog butchering!

Just a novice standing in awe of the master....... Elder Epley.


Hee heeeeeeeeeee

[Malvaro]

the irony of all these humorous, joking posts suggests to me that:
a) some folks aren't willing to face the eventual reality of their own death
sorry folks.... unless the Lord comes back soon, we will all face death....
whether we are ready or not....

b) there is not a snowball's chance in Arkansas that some of you would
actually want your "funny, joking" epitaph covering your real tombstone
so either people honestly don't know what they'd want to be known for
after their natural life passes, or are neglecting this consideration by
passing it off as a joke....

jmho....

[Michlow]

Originally Posted by Malvaro

the irony of all these humorous, joking posts suggests to me that:
a) some folks aren't willing to face the eventual reality of their own death
sorry folks.... unless the Lord comes back soon, we will all face death....
whether we are ready or not....

b) there is not a snowball's chance in Arkansas that some of you would
actually want your "funny, joking" epitaph covering your real tombstone
so either people honestly don't know what they'd want to be known for
after their natural life passes, or are neglecting this consideration by
passing it off as a joke....

jmho....

Actually, I have to disagree with your letter b. I take nothing serious in life, what makes you think I would take death seriously?

I guess mine would be something like:

Mich....she said it like it was, she never gave up, and she made us all laugh through it all.

[jillian]

If when your standing here,
the trumpet sounds..
Move out of the way,
I'm coming out of this ground!!!!!!!!

[Ferd]

My dads tombstone will have

"Daddy Fix it"

Moms will have

Ms Baby.

[Malvaro]

Originally Posted by Michlow

Actually, I have to disagree with your letter b. I take nothing serious in life, what makes you think I would take death seriously?

I guess mine would be something like:

Mich....she said it like it was, she never gave up, and she made us all laugh through it all.

i guess that's why i used the phrase "some of you" which we know is not all-encompassing....