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05-12-2007, 04:53 PM
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05-12-2007, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher
A neighboring pastor (one of my best friends) told me this story. It happened in his church several years ago.
One of the men in his church was (at the time) a very reckless person. He did not know what "caution" meant. He began to express his desire to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle. However, his wife was FRANTIC about it -- she just KNEW he won't be careful and would end up killing himself.
She eventually took the matter to the pastor, who agreed and did his best to convince the man that it wasn't a good idea for him. He reluctantly agreed, but continued to express his desire for a Harley.
During this time, the pastor was teaching a Bible study one night and mentioned the "Strange Woman" in the Book of Proverbs. He said, "This woman was a Harlot."
Suddenly, the man's young daughter piped up, loud enough for everyone to hear: "A harlot? That's what my daddy's ALWAYS wanted."
As if that wasn't bad enough, she continued: "But my momma and my pastor won't let him have one."
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I seem to have this uncanny knack for writing some of my best posts only to have them end up at the bottom of a page and inadvertently getting overlooked. I'm bumping this one before this thread goes off to the Never-Never Land of Page 2.
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05-12-2007, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher
I seem to have this uncanny knack for writing some of my best posts only to have them end up at the bottom of a page and inadvertently getting overlooked. I'm bumping this one before this thread goes off to the Never-Never Land of Page 2.
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KP, after you post a story like this people walk softly because you have them all wondering if you preach against riding motorcycles... 
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05-12-2007, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
KP, after you post a story like this people walk softly because you have them all wondering if you preach against riding motorcycles... |
You mean your pastor doesn't?
j/k
By the way, I SAID it was in a friend's church -- not mine.
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05-12-2007, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher
You mean your pastor doesn't?
j/k
By the way, I SAID it was in a friend's church -- not mine.
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10-4!
BTW How do you feel about the new UPC Motorcycle club?
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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05-12-2007, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
10-4!
BTW How do you feel about the new UPC Motorcycle club?
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Is that "Heaven's Angels?"
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05-12-2007, 09:08 PM
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Is that "Heaven's Angels?"
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NOPE, I think they are called The Azusa Street riders - I saw the website once - but can't seem to locate it now.
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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05-12-2007, 09:20 PM
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Blessed!
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
NOPE, I think they are called The Azusa Street riders - I saw the website once - but can't seem to locate it now.
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That is what they are called.
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05-12-2007, 09:42 PM
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Great Posts!
 I have laughed till I cried reading all these. I have lots of them but will post them later. PLEASE keep them coming! 
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05-12-2007, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Sherri
I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!
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That is so funny!!!!!!!
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