Demons at the Altar - Page 5

mfblume · #41 12-03-2010, 09:12 AM

It's either the end of the world, or Universalism is true, when we start seeing demons at the altar weeping and making it right with God!

Godsdrummer · #42 12-04-2010, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

I'm sorry, but I gotta tell ya, whenever I see this thread title, I see kneeling, repentant demons, crying their eyes out, speaking in tongues, etc.!

They wish they could be.

Thinker · #43 12-04-2010, 11:10 AM

A quote from a well know preacher: "if its a demon causing disruption, we can cast it out in the name of Jesus, if its the flesh you may never cast it out"

Timmy · #44 12-04-2010, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Thinker

A quote from a well know preacher: "if its a demon causing disruption, we can cast it out in the name of Jesus, if its the flesh you may never cast it out"

What, he never heard of liposuction?

mfblume · #45 12-04-2010, 04:16 PM

This issue of the flesh not being cast out reminds me of a time someone prayed over their food. They asked the Lord, "Oh, Lord, please take out all the calories and the fat from this food."

Someone else piped up and said, "This kind cometh not out but by prayer and fasting!"

Godsdrummer · #46 12-04-2010, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mfblume

this issue of the flesh not being cast out reminds me of a time someone prayed over their food. They asked the lord, "oh, lord, please take out all the calories and the fat from this food."

someone else piped up and said, "this kind cometh not out but by prayer and fasting!"

rotfl

Timmy · #47 12-05-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mfblume

This issue of the flesh not being cast out reminds me of a time someone prayed over their food. They asked the Lord, "Oh, Lord, please take out all the calories and the fat from this food."

Someone else piped up and said, "This kind cometh not out but by prayer and fasting!"