I refuse to be intimidated - Page 5

Cindy · #41 06-18-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

I refuse to be intimidated by some cigarette smoking charismatic. I will stand for truth. The reason that some of you have penguins in the pews and Eskimos in the choir is because you have a polar bear in the pulpit. Many are cold and few are frozen. I'm here to breathe some red hot fire into the lukewarm atmosphere. WAKE UP! Preach holiness and doctrine like never before. The outward standards define the church. Eli allowed his sons to compromise and commit their sin while he just stood by and watched. Let me tell you something...turn up your hearing aide now...HOLINESS PREACHING IS RIGHT.

We still believe in long sleeves
We still believe the women shouldn't cut their hair
We still believe the men should keep their short, off the ears and off the collar. Sideburns to the middle of the ear.
We still believe that slits are wrong
We still believe the wearing of gold is a sin
We still believe shorts and beards are a sin
We still believe rings are sin period. No wedding rings either.
We still believe Hollywood is wrong
Get rid of your television
Throw out those shoes with the gold plate
Pluck off those gold buttons
Paint that gold belt buckle black or get rid of it
Stop wearing make up
Quit using colored lip gloss
It's a sin for a woman to put on a pair of pants
Women, don't pluck your eyebrows. Who are you trying to impress?
Wear hose to church women
Men, stop wearing those gold watches
Don't waste money on expensive automobiles
Men don't wear silk, even at night
Women, stop wearing fake eyelashes
Leave that Jezebel spirit outside and join the REAL church

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Sam · #42 06-18-2010, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

I don't believe in eyeglasses or false teeth either. They're just as bad as hair dye.... trying to reverse the aging process.

Reminds me of an old Gospel song.

I'll give the words here for some inspiration:

You better not wear that powder and paint
You better not wear that powder and paint
You better not wear that powder and paint
they make you look like what you ain't
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb.

You better not go to the picture show
You better not go to the picture show
You better not go to the picture show
The Lord don't like them things you know
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb

You better not go to a baseball game
You better not go to a baseball game
You better not go to a baseball game
The Lord might come and you'd be ashamed
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb

If you get to Heaven before I do
If you get to Heaven before I do
If you get to Heaven before I do
just drill a hole and pull me through
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb

If I get to Heaven before you do
If I get to Heaven before you do
If I get to Heaven before you do
I'll plug that hole and to ---- with you
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb.

seekerman · #43 06-18-2010, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

Reminds me of an old Gospel song.

I'll give the words here for some inspiration:

You better not wear that powder and paint
You better not wear that powder and paint
You better not wear that powder and paint
they make you look like what you ain't
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb.

You better not go to the picture show
You better not go to the picture show
You better not go to the picture show
The Lord don't like them things you know
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb

You better not go to a baseball game
You better not go to a baseball game
You better not go to a baseball game
The Lord might come and you'd be ashamed
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb

If you get to Heaven before I do
If you get to Heaven before I do
If you get to Heaven before I do
just drill a hole and pull me through
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb

If I get to Heaven before you do
If I get to Heaven before you do
If I get to Heaven before you do
I'll plug that hole and to ---- with you
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb.

Ev. Duane Williams · #44 06-18-2010, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

I refuse to be intimidated by some cigarette smoking charismatic. I will stand for truth. The reason that some of you have penguins in the pews and Eskimos in the choir is because you have a polar bear in the pulpit. Many are cold and few are frozen. I'm here to breathe some red hot fire into the lukewarm atmosphere. WAKE UP! Preach holiness and doctrine like never before. The outward standards define the church. Eli allowed his sons to compromise and commit their sin while he just stood by and watched. Let me tell you something...turn up your hearing aide now...HOLINESS PREACHING IS RIGHT.

We still believe in long sleeves
We still believe the women shouldn't cut their hair
We still believe the men should keep their short, off the ears and off the collar. Sideburns to the middle of the ear.
We still believe that slits are wrong
We still believe the wearing of gold is a sin
We still believe shorts and beards are a sin
We still believe rings are sin period. No wedding rings either.
We still believe Hollywood is wrong
Get rid of your television
Throw out those shoes with the gold plate
Pluck off those gold buttons
Paint that gold belt buckle black or get rid of it
Stop wearing make up
Quit using colored lip gloss
It's a sin for a woman to put on a pair of pants
Women, don't pluck your eyebrows. Who are you trying to impress?
Wear hose to church women
Men, stop wearing those gold watches
Don't waste money on expensive automobiles
Men don't wear silk, even at night
Women, stop wearing fake eyelashes
Leave that Jezebel spirit outside and join the REAL church

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Okay, this is obviously a lib parody character. C'mon out, DAII, the jig is up!

Tina · #45 06-18-2010, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ev. Duane Williams

Okay, this is obviously a lib parody character. C'mon out, DAII, the jig is up!

The darling behind this name isn't Daniel.
Whoever it is must be very proud of all the attention they are getting though.

LadyRev · #46 06-18-2010, 06:01 PM

I guess this is one way to get attention.

Light · #47 06-18-2010, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

The men that wrote the manual were Godly men. Unlike some people on this forum.

My friend most of the men that wrote the Manuel believed one could go to heaven with out the Holy Ghost !!!! Put that in your standards pipe and smoke it. OH I forgot you don't smoke.