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View Poll Results: AFF Presidential Election
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Baron 1710 (Sarcasm Party)
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Stephen Hoover (Chimney Party)
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Micheal Phelps (Swimmer-Mod- Party)
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08-22-2008, 09:00 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
Folks listen up.
Elect me and I will make the tithe voluntary. Studies have shown that good hearted people will step up to the coffers and support the poor and the destitute if mandates are eliminated and dictates are lowered.
Double tax credits for giving to churches - but nothing will be mandated. Give and it shall be given... .
Go to the polls NOW!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-22-2008, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
As for me and my house, we will vote for Bro. Epley!!... 
Thought this was for president of AFF and thought how neat that would be to have a UC for President. 
Why isn't he here campaigning??
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08-22-2008, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: AZ
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
I would have to write my own name in.
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08-22-2008, 09:47 PM
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Cross-examine it!
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Orcutt, CA.
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Folks listen up.
Elect me and I will make the tithe voluntary. Studies have shown that good hearted people will step up to the coffers and support the poor and the destitute if mandates are eliminated and dictates are lowered.
Double tax credits for giving to churches - but nothing will be mandated. Give and it shall be given... .
Go to the polls NOW!
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Ladies and Gentlemen Lest we forget Mr. Hoover was involved in some sort of wife swap fiasco that was investigated by ABC.
He is a flip flopper trying to appeal to the Mennonites and the groupies, just look no further than his own website.
He makes his living in dark smoke filled places, and the rumor is he can be found smoking a Cuban cigar in the pulpit on Sundays.
AFF deserves better!!
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08-22-2008, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Ohio
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace
Oh no you would make a wonderful president but you would be too honest and you are just too nice to be a president!
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So the person you voted for is dishonest and not nice? Is that what you are saying?
All of these are fine men. Truly good choices. But I think AFF is ready for a woman president. It's been a long time coming, but I think we could finally handle it. So based on that I think I'm going to write in MissBrattifield. I would write in Sis Alvear, but I really think she's got her hands full right now.
MissBrat, on the other hand, is fair and sensible. She's a conservative so she would satisfy that requirement for those to whom that is important. But she is also not a dictator and could work well with those who are more liberal. Yep, I think she'd make a good president here on AFF.
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08-22-2008, 10:45 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
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Originally Posted by Baron1710
Ladies and Gentlemen Lest we forget Mr. Hoover was involved in some sort of wife swap fiasco that was investigated by ABC.
He is a flip flopper trying to appeal to the Mennonites and the groupies, just look no further than his own website.
He makes his living in dark smoke filled places, and the rumor is he can be found smoking a Cuban cigar in the pulpit on Sundays.
AFF deserves better!!
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Friends, listen to this legalese bunk. His speech betrays him!
My record is stellar. The so-called "investigation" resulted in a press release about the "Ultra Con" Hoovers - and another hailed "their rejection of contemporary culture".
Mennonites and groupies need Jesus too, and my support for Cuban Tobacco has never been about nicotine, but always in support of the struggling tobacco farmers... again, they need Jesus too.
See this for what it is - a buzzard dressed as a hawk, swooping in on an easy target... a poor defenseless chimney sweep who desires to continue serving the people.
Your vote for me is not wasted!
Your humble brother,
Steve Hoover 
PS. No caviar at my inauguration. I have worked for my money too, and will guard your tax dollars like a penny I once found in the soot.
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-22-2008, 11:36 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
Thank all of you for the votes... This is the tide swell that will bring dignity to the office.
I am one you.
Blessings!
Vote Hoovie
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-22-2008, 11:40 PM
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Honorary Admin
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sandusky, Ohio
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Thank all of you for the votes... This is the tide swell that bring dignity to the office.
I am one you.
Blessings!
Vote Hoovie
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What a POLITICIAN!!!!!
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08-23-2008, 12:03 AM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
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Originally Posted by ManOfWord
What a POLITICIAN!!!!!
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If you want any semblence in life after the people speak you should quit now.
Your ties to communist China are no secret.
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-23-2008, 12:14 AM
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Honorary Admin
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Re: If aff were the presidential election!
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
If you want any semblence in life after the people speak you should quit now.
Your ties to communist China are no secret.
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That's what the Chinese said, "Your ties to capitalistic America are no secret!" I guess I can't win! 
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"Those who go after the "Sauls" among us often slay the Davids among us." Gene Edwards
Executive Servant http://www.newlife-church.org
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