QUESTION: DId only 72 or 225 join WPF???????

[ogatt]

Originally Posted by StMark

Speaking of Y2K, we had a church in CA. where the pastor instructed all his members to buy guns to hunt and live off the land. He told them all to buy tents and survival gear. they were planning to flee to the woods and live up in the mountains.

his wife wrote a cook book on how to kill and cook wild game. one of her recipes was "Possumm stew". she even told how to marinate it to get the "wild taste out of it LOL


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carp recipe

get a maple board, take the carp and soak it in soy sauce, brown sugar, and a touch of garlic and some black pepper for 2 hours.

tack the carp out on the board on the back porch for a while and then turn it over. after about 2 more hours go out and get the carp, throw it away and eat the board

[Rev]

Originally Posted by ogatt

carp recipe

get a maple board, take the carp and soak it in soy sauce, brown sugar, and a touch of garlic and some black pepper for 2 hours.

tack the carp out on the board on the back porch for a while and then turn it over. after about 2 more hours go out and get the carp, throw it away and eat the board

[Pastor G]

amen

Originally Posted by Rev

[NW Pastor]

Originally Posted by ogatt

carp recipe

get a maple board, take the carp and soak it in soy sauce, brown sugar, and a touch of garlic and some black pepper for 2 hours.

tack the carp out on the board on the back porch for a while and then turn it over. after about 2 more hours go out and get the carp, throw it away and eat the board

Is that the only board allowed in the church?

[Rev]

Originally Posted by NW Pastor

Is that the only board allowed in the church?

True story. A pastor told me one time that he was going to stand a board up in the cornor or his office so that when people called about stuff he could tell them that he had talked to his board and it/they said so and so.

[NW Pastor]

Amazing! That gives us all a bad name. Too bad his preaching was not able to adequately perfect his members enough to be reliable board members, a valid ministry. That is, after all, the pastor's mandate. Not to be lords over God's heritage.

[ogatt]

Originally Posted by NW Pastor

Is that the only board allowed in the church?

only boards in my church are the ones that the lazy carcasses sit on. No board is going to run me off. I built all of this myself.

Why just yesterday i got electric to the outhouse. Pull a string from the porch of the church and it lights up like a christmas tre.....oops i mean like the star of bethlehem

[StMark]

***Cracking up!! ***

[George]

Ogatt - you are on a roll!!!!

[ogatt]

Originally Posted by George

Ogatt - you are on a roll!!!!

well i know one thing i about got tv preached out of our church. I stood up last nite and told those morons that if they didnt put 20.00 apiece in the offering i was going to make them openly confess
to watching tv at shoneys after church.

i had a 60.00 dollar offering and 3 I.O.U.'s that said
' i will pay up next sunday."