Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[Pastor Keith]

I want a word from the Prophet! I have a seed offering to!

[FRINGE_NUTTER]

I couldn't even stir up enough strife to get him to notice me.

Originally Posted by ChTatum

False prophet, false prophet, FALSE PROPHET!


I have not eaten supper and the beard is gone!!!!!!!!!


(But , lo, the van dyke remaineth!)

But thou hast eaten supper, I saidst not when; for unto thee, O bearded one, "Hygiene" is but a greeting.

[Nahum]

How much per woe?

I am but a poor preacha.

Originally Posted by keith4him

I want a word from the Prophet! I have a seed offering to!

Yea, I say unto thee: abide in the land where thou dwelleth, even the land of fruits and nuts; for there thou fittest in. For though thou art not a fruit, yet thou art a nut; for of such is the kingdom.

Yea.

[ChTatum]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

But thou hast eaten supper, I saidst not when; for unto thee, O bearded one, "Hygiene" is but a greeting.

I bow in the presence of thy knowledge......pray for me, prophet.


I need the prayers and you evidently need the practice.

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

How much per woe?

I am but a poor preacha.

Sufficient unto the day is the Woe thereof; for thou art neither hot nor cold.

In doctrine, thou art hot; elsewhere, thou art not so hot.

Even as a mule, a hybrid thou art; but yea, even mules bear burdens well; so doeth thou.

Go and sin no more.

[FRINGE_NUTTER]

Twice a day a broken clock is right and I think he's hit it right at least twice!

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Sufficient unto the day is the Woe thereof; for thou art neither hot nor cold.

In doctrine, thou art hot; elsewhere, thou art not so hot.

Even as a mule, a hybrid thou art; but yea, even mules bear burdens well; so doeth thou.

Go and sin no more.

Hmmm....

I think I know who this "prophet" is.


Love ya man!


(Even though I think you just insulted me.)

[Nahum]

"For what doth it prophet a man, if he should gain the whole forum, and lose his own true identity?"