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Old 02-16-2009, 03:33 PM
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I can't do my work for all my laughing right now!
I've been laughing my head of the whole time and my phone keeps ringing!! "What are you laughing about?" "Nothing!"
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:34 PM
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Wrong. I haven't always been Patty Pentecost, but I've been sanctified long enough to say I am a second-time virgin.

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There ya go, ILG. I'm just saying.....
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I don't know what that means Rhoni, but some things are simply TMI. After 11 kids, I will never be a virgin again.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:35 PM
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I don't know what that means Rhoni, but some things are simply TMI. After 11 kids, I will never be a virgin again.
Emma,
I'm pretty sure after the first one you weren't.
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No such thing!
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You are delusional, you need a counselor!!!!!
They/counselors teach it in the schools. And when God forgives he casts it into the sea of forgetfulness as far as the east is from the west...therefore what I said makes perfect sense to me.

Thank God for second chances

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You can be celibate, but you can only be a virgin once. I'll give you virginal.
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No, you don't OWE it. Ever. But at the same time, women should be understanding of a man's different sex drive, and not lead him into HotandHeavyVille, then leave him stranded. That is simply inconsiderate. Why would anyone want to do that to a man, except to be mean?

I'm not saying if you get to 'ville, you have to go the rest of the way through town just because you arrived at the outskirts (ROFL), but it's better to just stay out of town entirely, IMO.

Yes, but women should not be allowed out of the house because men look and then things happen to them even if you are covered from head to toe. They rape women in Burkha countries who show and ankle and it's the fault of the stupid women who should have kept covered. We are way too ommidest here, even us Amish. An arm around the back during a movie on a couch is WAY too much for any man. They are simply too weak.
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You owe that horse a slap!!!!
I like it but not because I'm turned on.
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They/counselors teach it in the schools. And when God forgives he casts it into the sea of forgetfulness as far as the east is from the west...therefore what I said makes perfect sense to me.

Thank God for second chances

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Miss B answered for me - - no such thing as a second-time virgin. "They" need to teach forgiveness.
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Emma,
I'm pretty sure after the first one you weren't.
How can I tell?
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