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Old 04-17-2007, 03:18 PM
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I've seen video of Jesus and Mary statues crying blood. Anything is possible!
Yeah, I wonder if while he has his eyes closed and is praying, his kids are grabbing a water gun filled with olive oil....

and mischief ensues....

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Old 04-17-2007, 03:19 PM
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Yes you must divorce because they make you an adultress and you make Jesus an adultress,because you are one body.

This has got to be one of the most twisted, unbiblical things I have ever heard. What a joke!
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:21 PM
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This has got to be one of the most twisted, unbiblical things I have ever heard. What a joke!
The bible also compares gossip and back-biting to murder .... should we throw folks in jail ????
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:21 PM
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Yes you must divorce because they make you an adultress and you make Jesus an adultress,because you are one body.
heavens above, I thought I had heard it all!!

Where is Allen Funt? (((is that his name)))
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:22 PM
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Yes you must divorce because they make you an adultress and you make Jesus an adultress,because you are one body.
Where does the Bible say you must divorce your spouse who committed adultery? Where does it say your spouse's adultery makes you an adulterer (or adulteress as the case may be)? Where does the Bible say that by not divorcing your spouse you make Jesus an adulteress (I'm sure you meant adulterer)?
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:22 PM
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heavens above, I thought I had heard it all!!

Where is Allen Funt? (((is that his name)))
I think he's dead........LOL!
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:23 PM
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The bible also compares gossip and back-biting to murder .... should we throw folks in jail ????
what does that have to do with what Rico said?
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:23 PM
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Wha...????
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:23 PM
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Joelel, how old are you?

Married?

Children?

Job?

Just wondering.
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:24 PM
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I'm thankful that you are not my pastor. I'm also thankful that you are not responsible in any way for teaching me about the Bible and Jesus Christ.
Straight is the gate and few find it. Many are called but few are chosen.

Math.7:13: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16: Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17: Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18: A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19: Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20: Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22: Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23: And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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