Recommendations For Tulsa Org.'s First GC Speaker

[Joseph Miller]

Originally Posted by CC1

Who do you think should be the featured speaker at the Tulsa groups first General Conference once theyare organized?

I vote for Pastor DePew of Greeley Colorado.

I think he is just the man to root out the internet users (to be known as "liberals" I am sure within their new group) and bring them to ful repentance.

He can also get the new org. off on the right foot by forcibly collecting any and all cell phones in the possession of those at the meeting under the age of 18.

In short a man who can put a capital "H" in their "holiness" movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't people just stick with the word? It must break the heart of God when we waste good pulpit time on this type of stuff.

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Joseph Miller

Why can't people just stick with the word? It must break the heart of God when we waste good pulpit time on this type of stuff.

Dude, some would interpret "Jesus Wept" into some left field doctrine that he couldn't be God because of an unpredictable event that made him cry...but "Jesus Wept" is "The word."

You should have said, why can't people take it line upon line precept upon precept?

I agree about wasting valuable pulpit time and I think we should include preaching to the choir in there too.

[dizzyde]

Originally Posted by Carpenter

Ahhh, the conspiracy of the expectorating ultraconservative...what was not reported was that there was a grassey- backed man the size of a knoll standing behind the pastor's daughter and someone behind him did the spitting. When Perdew sneezed, the true assasin...I mean spitter, did his evil deed and PD was blamed!!!

Brother Perdew was falsely accused!!!

Actually, Perdew is thrilled about a new ultracon organization because he is the exact opposite of the prodigal son. In his version of the parable, the Mother was a pot smoking party animal so he HAD to leave his brethern!

Well, I spit when I read that, maybe it was ME!

[tv1a]

I'm mentoring about a half a dozen people right now. Taught how to pray, fast. Some of them I had to teach them parenting skills. Those Biblical principles are a lot more important than a dress code.

Originally Posted by Carpenter

Boy, I am batting .1000 here lately.

I would say with utmost certainty that the curriculum for our New Members Class is all about trying to make clones out of folks. Why must you have to explain why OPs believe like they do, then once they get out of the class they testify of divine revelation.

copy catting is the most sincere form of flattery for those longing to belong and be accepted into a group...right?

[Sam]

My recommendation for the main speaker,
even Presiding Bishop, President, Pope, or whatever title is chosen is:
Bro. Gary Reckart.
He has a way with words.
He stands uncompromisingly for HOLINESS and non conformity.
And he already has a web site which could be used to represent the whole new organization.

[tv1a]

The song at the altar call could be Linda Ronstadt's Poor Poor Pitiful Me.

[tv1a]

I'm appalled no one has publicy suggested the Rckrt univite himself. Rckrt is looking for a bash upci party. The organizers says this isn't a bash upci meeting. Someone should publicly disinvite Rckrt. There will be enough oxygen sucked out of the air without his presence.

Originally Posted by Sam

My recommendation for the main speaker,
even Presiding Bishop, President, Pope, or whatever title is chosen is:
Bro. Gary Reckart.
He has a way with words.
He stands uncompromisingly for HOLINESS and non conformity.
And he already has a web site which could be used to represent the whole new organization.

Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher

Thad, to begin with, his name is Perdew. Secondly, the rumor about "spitting on a pastor's daughter" has been debunked on this very forum.

Debated, perhaps.

[meBNme]

Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher

Thad, to begin with, his name is Perdew. Secondly, the rumor about "spitting on a pastor's daughter" has been debunked on this very forum.

Silly rabbit, facts don't matter here!

Besides, the rumors and maliciose "what if's" are FAR more dramatic than facts. And drama is all that matters right?

[meBNme]

Originally Posted by tv1a

I'm mentoring about a half a dozen people right now. Taught how to pray, fast. Some of them I had to teach them parenting skills. Those Biblical principles are a lot more important than a dress code.

Yes, but some make the mistake of thinking that because some principles are more important than standards, that standards aren't important.