Bout to start driving for Uber

[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by houston

Will,

I did good driving South Padre Island for spring break. I was cussed at by a girl in a wet bikini because I didn’t let her and 6 friends pile into my car that seats 3-4 passengers.

The guy that puked on the outside passenger door was charged $40 cleaning fee.

I didn't make as much as you did but I did great for the hours I worked and the number of passengers.

Basically worked 28 hours last week and made 350. I'm not complaining. Uber/Lyft is catching on more and more and people love it.

Planning on buying a second vehicle so me and Katherine can do it together on the weekends.

[houston]

This island was dead this week. I may be returning to Housotn early.

[houston]

Had a passenger wet my front seat. Not sure if it’s urine or water. He had to pay me a $150 fee.

[Amanah]

Originally Posted by houston

Had a passenger wet my front seat. Not sure if it’s urine or water. He had to pay me a $150 fee.

sounds like you need good seat covers.

[houston]

Originally Posted by Amanah

sounds like you need good seat covers.

Yep. My car needs a good vacuum. Sand everywhere.

[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by houston

Had a passenger wet my front seat. Not sure if it’s urine or water. He had to pay me a $150 fee.

That's when leather seats and Lysol wipes come in handy

[houston]

Originally Posted by jediwill83

That's when leather seats and Lysol wipes come in handy

Need to find me some leather seat covers.

[Esaias]

Originally Posted by houston

Need to find me some leather seat covers.

You don't have leather seats in that Diablo you drive?

[houston]

I picked up a man and woman from a bar downtown. They were having a conversation in between their makeout session.

They just met last night. At the bar. Through mutual friends. He’s Jewish and sounds like a NYC Jew. She was trying to get to know him before I dropped them off at his apartment. So he gave his family history.

Then she asked whaat he’s doing for Easter. He said he’s not doing anything for Easter, being a jew and all. He asked her about her Easter plans. She’s going to church in the morning... after she does the walk of shame to her Uber home in the morning.

That’s right. They went to his place to fornicate. And she’s going to church in the morning.

The state of the western “church.”

[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by houston

I picked up a man and woman from a bar downtown. They were having a conversation in between their makeout session.

They just met last night. At the bar. Through mutual friends. He’s Jewish and sounds like a NYC Jew. She was trying to get to know him before I dropped them off at his apartment. So he gave his family history.

Then she asked whaat he’s doing for Easter. He said he’s not doing anything for Easter, being a jew and all. He asked her about her Easter plans. She’s going to church in the morning... after she does the walk of shame to her Uber home in the morning.

That’s right. They went to his place to fornicate. And she’s going to church in the morning.

The state of the western “church.”

Praise the Lord and pass the Herpes.