I still think the Western district should split into as many districts as there are churches.
That way each pastor could hold his own district conference, youth meetings, etc and everything and everybody would be run just exactly as they want!
The 3/4 sleeve length pastors could make sure everyone adhered to that standard while the stricter full length sleeve pastors could hold everybody to their standard (and talk about how the 3/4 sleeve folks are going to split hell wide open).