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12-09-2008, 07:06 PM
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
Yes, but it's fitted with a tiny video camera that processes information and sends it to my senses with synapse stimulation. So, when it detects a threat, it wakes me up.
It's very Star Trekkish.
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Step away from your mind, Micheal.
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12-09-2008, 07:08 PM
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Rebel with a cause.
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Step away from your mind, Micheal.
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Yeah, I suppose this is getting a bit silly.
THe glass eye, and all.
Everything else was perfectly normal! 
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12-09-2008, 07:20 PM
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
Yeah, I suppose this is getting a bit silly.
THe glass eye, and all.
Everything else was perfectly normal! |
I walk away for a few minutes and chaos ensues... 
Good night all, have fun, gotts ta run! 
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12-09-2008, 07:41 PM
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Lofty, Scientific, and Literal
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Somehow, I think those kids wet on Santa! |
That one on the right looks like you. Problem is, it can't be you. The pic is in color!!! 
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12-09-2008, 08:30 PM
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
Yeah, I suppose this is getting a bit silly.
THe glass eye, and all.
Everything else was perfectly normal! |
NO! The glass eye was normal, sort of, but the video eyeball was over the top - CAUSE - you know I have the deactivator device that shuts down the video, rolls your eye back in your head causing you to be put into an induced coma - THEREBY - giving me the opportunity to locate your golf club and do some damage, specifically between the head, neck and shoulders. 
I then activate the video, your glass eye rolls back in place, a little tear rolls out and you can be heard saying, " Sumbody hep me!"
Sounds perfectly normal to me! 
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12-09-2008, 08:33 PM
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne
That one on the right looks like you. Problem is, it can't be you. The pic is in color!!! |
Ummmm, I do have pictures - with color and I never wet on anyone in my life!!!!
I am in the front and you WILL notice my dress says, "Sugar and Spice". I can only add, "and everything nice" - cause I am real nice!
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12-09-2008, 08:39 PM
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My Family!
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I saw that, Michael!!!!!  You are not too old to whip, you little brat!!!! |
Hold the commemorative plate.............I knew it was too good to be true!
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12-09-2008, 08:40 PM
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My Family!
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Step away from your mind, Micheal.
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LOL.....that's right up there with "come into the oxygen"!
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12-09-2008, 08:40 PM
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Lofty, Scientific, and Literal
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Ummmm, I do have pictures - with color and I never wet on anyone in my life!!!!
I am in the front and you WILL notice my dress says, "Sugar and Spice". I can only add, "and everything nice" - cause I am real nice! |
You should have used the same marker to color the floor instead of switching it to a lighter color!
And look how bright that red fireplace looks compared to the rest of the pic!
Gotta love PSP!
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12-09-2008, 08:41 PM
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Re: A little Santa horror/humor...
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That is really scary, I thought the EXACT same thing! |
First RRFord and now PO! Who's next?
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