Disturbing hair story

[Subdued]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

Elder Epley, I'm going to say this tongue in cheek, and I mean no offense, but I think Hollywood has influenced your look.........in your avatar, you look a lot like Archie Bunker!

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

WHO???????????????????????????????????????????????

[Steve Epley]

I remember Jackie Gleason does that count?

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

Careful...folks around here might think you're bragging and accuse you of making a doctrine that only long uncut hair can be clean...

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

All the TV watchers out there will know who I'm talking about!

Ah, don't let him fool ya. He knows too!!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Subdued

Exactly!! Bro E. I do love your hat!

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by tamor

Ah, don't let him fool ya. He knows too!!

Nope I may have heard the name although I do not remember???

I recieved the Holy Ghost when I was 11 and now I am 56 so was it on 45 years ago? I remember Lucy, Gunsmoke, Honeymooners.

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

Nope I may have heard the name although I do not remember???

I recieved the Holy Ghost when I was 11 and now I am 56 so was it on 45 years ago? I remember Lucy, Gunsmoke, Honeymooners.

It was more like 30 years ago cause I'm not 45 and I remember it from when I was a kid. We weren't allowed to watch it in my *gasp* Baptist family becaue my parents thought it was too extreme.

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by tamor

It was more like 30 years ago cause I'm not 45 and I remember it from when I was a kid. We weren't allowed to watch it in my *gasp* Baptist family becaue my parents thought it was too extreme.

When I was a small boy a man was put out of the Baptist church in our small town because he owned the building that was made into a theater. He did not operate the theater just owned the building but they throwed him out.

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by Subdued

There was the time when Archie and his son-in-law Michael (a.k.a., Meathead) touched on the humanity of Christ:
Michael: Archie, remember that Jesus was Jewish.
Archie: Yes, but only on his mother’s side.

Concerning the matter of the order of Creation:
Archie: God created the universe in seven days.
Edith: Six days. On the seventh day he rested.
Archie: Well only for a while then He looked over what He done.

On the divinity of Jesus Christ:
Archie: All over the world they celebrate the birth of that baby, and everybody gets time off from work. Now if that ain’t proof that he’s the Son of God, then nothing is.

On the omnipotence of God:
Archie: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass!

Archie: God don’t make no mistakes, that’s how He got to be God.

And concerning the fall of man, Archie used Scripture to show it was all woman’s fault.
Archie: Don’t go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.
Gloria: What?
Archie: Yes, that’s right. You don’t believe me, read your Bible. Read the story about Adam and Eve there. Adam and Eve, they had it pretty soft out in paradise. They had no problems, they didn’t even know they was naked. But Eve, she wasn’t satisfied with all that, see? And one day against a direct order, she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore. He told them, "Get your clothes on and get the hell out of here."

[Charlie Brown]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

There was the time when Archie and his son-in-law Michael (a.k.a., Meathead) touched on the humanity of Christ:
Michael: Archie, remember that Jesus was Jewish.
Archie: Yes, but only on his mother’s side.

Concerning the matter of the order of Creation:
Archie: God created the universe in seven days.
Edith: Six days. On the seventh day he rested.
Archie: Well only for a while then He looked over what He done.

On the divinity of Jesus Christ:
Archie: All over the world they celebrate the birth of that baby, and everybody gets time off from work. Now if that ain’t proof that he’s the Son of God, then nothing is.

On the omnipotence of God:
Archie: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass!

Archie: God don’t make no mistakes, that’s how He got to be God.

And concerning the fall of man, Archie used Scripture to show it was all woman’s fault.
Archie: Don’t go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.
Gloria: What?
Archie: Yes, that’s right. You don’t believe me, read your Bible. Read the story about Adam and Eve there. Adam and Eve, they had it pretty soft out in paradise. They had no problems, they didn’t even know they was naked. But Eve, she wasn’t satisfied with all that, see? And one day against a direct order, she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore. He told them, "Get your clothes on and get the hell out of here."