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04-18-2010, 09:24 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Proof of Global Warming
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04-19-2010, 09:03 PM
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Re: More Jokes
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Originally Posted by Sam
Proof of Global Warming
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Do you believe in the hereafter?
You do?
Well from hereafter, don't post jokes like this!
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04-29-2010, 11:52 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Anxious Crowd
The crowd waited in anxious anticipation for the unveiling of the new statue of President Obama
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04-30-2010, 12:20 PM
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Re: More Jokes
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Originally Posted by Sam
Anxious Crowd
The crowd waited in anxious anticipation for the unveiling of the new statue of President Obama
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Ha Ha  
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05-04-2010, 11:15 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Message from the CDC (Center for Disease Control)
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible
obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims
contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected
for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this
sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010
and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior
again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out
all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New
Jersey , and apparently Massachusetts.
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05-04-2010, 11:17 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Top Secret
Air Force General:.. Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.
Obama:.. No kidding?
General:.. That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?
Obama:.. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
General:.. Have a good trip, sir.
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05-04-2010, 11:18 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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President Obama in a bar
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05-05-2010, 02:03 PM
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A recent warning I just received on Facebook -verified by snopes!
TICK WARNING!
I hate it when people post bogus warnings, but this one is real. Please repost this as your status! If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!!
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05-05-2010, 02:52 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Re: More Jokes
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne
A recent warning I just received on Facebook -verified by snopes!
TICK WARNING!
I hate it when people post bogus warnings, but this one is real. Please repost this as your status! If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!!
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I wish you hadn't informed people about this. I might just as well stay home now and not go door to door.
I even had a couple of neighbors in mind to go to and check them for ticks but now I probably won't try it.
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05-05-2010, 03:08 PM
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Re: More Jokes
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Originally Posted by Sam
I wish you hadn't informed people about this. I might just as well stay home now and not go door to door.
I even had a couple of neighbors in mind to go to and check them for ticks but now I probably won't try it.
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You too? Bummer! 
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