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Old 11-03-2007, 08:35 PM
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Like the women are really going to care if he refuses to sleep with them. A jerk who had been bossing them around for how long and will beat them if they don't do what they want. Wow, I'd be turned on!!
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:41 PM
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Like the women are really going to care if he refuses to sleep with them. A jerk who had been bossing them around for how long and will beat them if they don't do what they want. Wow, I'd be turned on!!
That was the one part of the post I found VERY comical...just like a MAN to think of no sex (with an arrogant jerk) as PUNISHMENT. ROFL!!!!!!!

Makes a case for deliberately inciting your husband to anger so he will "punish" you. LOL!
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:47 PM
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That was the one part of the post I found VERY comical...just like a MAN to think of no sex (with an arrogant jerk) as PUNISHMENT. ROFL!!!!!!!

Makes a case for deliberately inciting your husband to anger so he will "punish" you. LOL!
No kidding!!! Just goes to show how ignorant and full of themselves those guys really are!! LOL!!

This is what they THINK is going to happen!!
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:55 PM
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This is really sick. How arrogant of those men to assume they are simply right about everything and must beat their wives to force them to behave the way they want them to.
When you're a part of that culture, then that is what you get i suppose. LOL!
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:56 PM
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Like the women are really going to care if he refuses to sleep with them. A jerk who had been bossing them around for how long and will beat them if they don't do what they want. Wow, I'd be turned on!!
When you have more than one wife, I guess it doesn't really matter to them now does it? LOL!
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Old 11-03-2007, 08:59 PM
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When you have more than one wife, I guess it doesn't really matter to them now does it? LOL!
If they do have more than one wife, I imagine it might have a different effect. I think the women should all agree to misbehave and bring the man to his knees!! LOL!!!
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:09 PM
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If they do have more than one wife, I imagine it might have a different effect. I think the women should all agree to misbehave and bring the man to his knees!! LOL!!!
LOL! Now thats just plain wrong!
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:16 PM
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If they do have more than one wife, I imagine it might have a different effect. I think the women should all agree to misbehave and bring the man to his knees!! LOL!!!

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Old 11-03-2007, 09:20 PM
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I beat my wife all the time

Really. Yes. I mean it. I don't believe there is anything unscriptural about it. She doesn't like it, but I am the man and I am bigger than her, so she'll just have to live with it.





















































































































I beat her to the refrigerator.


I beat her to the soda pop.



I beat her to the cash register at ANY of the local restaurants.



I beat her to the shower in the morning.




I beat her to WORK in the morning.




I sometimes even beat her to sleep at night.





Every once in a while I beat her to the prayer room.





I often beat her to the toilet.






On a rare occasion, I beat her up............

......................the stairs.






Now see here, you CAN'T PROVE there is anything unscriptural about any of this. Beating my wife is part of the joy of living--but there is one thing about beating my wife that is first and foremost.





She makes my heart beat a little faster every time I see her...so my heart beats just a little faster than hers does when we're together. Now, how's that for manliness?






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