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Originally Posted by Monkeyman
  You're a certified Nut!!!
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You are quite a bit younger than me so I am going to share a tidbit of wisdom that may serve you well.
Do you know about the old "five second rule" regarding dropped food? That is where food is ok to eat after being dropped on the floor as long as you pick it up within five seconds.
There is a similar but little publicized rule about men looking at pretty women. You are allowed 2-3 seconds to look then you better move on both with your eyes and your mind!
If you don't spend at least 2-3 seconds looking at a pretty woman then we need to worry about your God given masculinity.
If you look longer than 2-3 seconds we need to worry about your spirituality!