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Originally Posted by houston
Story time..!
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Well, it goes like this grasshopper......
We had this radical evangelist through one time......
He knew how to stir up the spirit world.
He could irritate a witch, Jezebel, or pervert in a second. Which just happens to be what this city is full of!
Weird stuff too.....
One service we had a witch show up... she had a book written by her familiar spirit named demetrius devarius! No kidding! It was called "The golden reed"! You can't make this stuff up!
So Benincasa calls the phone number in the back of the book. A man's voice answers and B asks for D Devarius. The voice says "Speaking". He goes, "no really, who is this?" A womans voice replies "The witches name" (Forgot her name)! We just started laughing!
So she shows up to service that night. Her and her little wimpy husband. He is carrying a whole bag of those books. Ready to bless whomever will receive!
So B gets up and rips up witchcraft right then and there! Oooooooh she was mad! I thought she was going to start yelling at him!
So she puts a hex on ol' Benincasa that night! She told him that for his "Evil Deeds" of not receiving her as a prophetess that he was going to have a millstone put around his neck and she was going to weave the millstone strap!!! Heard it with my own two little ears! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
They love Benincasa!
So later on B is driving in another city and a demoniac turns in front of him, sticks his head out the window and yells "MILLSTONE!" at B!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
See, that is the reason he is always crashing on his bike, because he has a millstone around his neck!!! It is hard to ride! Could you imagine if he was trying to swim?
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