I say unto you

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight

Yes I did, as I told you that I would. The word of the Lord came to me this morning, and instructed me, to put forth this question to you.

When you die, do you want to be with your brother?

Yes

No

~ The Oracle of God

That would be nice, so yes. 'Course, I won't. He's dead. When I'm dead, I'll be dead.

Did God tell you the date I'll die?

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by Timmy

That would be nice, so yes.

So be it, as according to your own words.

~ The Oracle of God

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Did God tell you the date I'll die?

Yes, God told me when you will die.

~ The Oracle of God

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight

Yes, God told me when you will die.

~ The Oracle of God

OK. When?

[seekerman]

Originally Posted by Timmy

OK. When?

I'm going to prophesy that he'll not give you a specific date.

~ The Sporcle of God

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by seekerman

I'm going to prophesy that he'll not give you a specific date.

~ The Sporcle of God

He'll probably post it the day after I die, and expect you all to believe he predicted it.

[Timmy]

I want a better countdown for my posts. Another rapture countdown is just lame.

[Timmy]

[seekerman]

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by seekerman