FYI: It's "Lose", Rhymes with "Choose"

[deacon blues]

It is "anointing" NOT "annointing"! Unless a woman named Ann is anointed then it could become "Ann's anointing" or for short "Annointing".

[houston]

Originally Posted by deacon blues

It is "anointing" NOT "annointing"! Unless a woman named Ann is anointed then it could become "Ann's anointing" or for short "Annointing".

[Sam]

I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.


Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.


A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when eye rime.


Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.


Bee fore a veiling checker's

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.


Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know fault's with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.


Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
flaw's are knot aloud.


Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

[bbyrd009]

Lol; sweet.
Hopefully we would all feel duly horrible
if some young seeker declined to post a Q
for fear of grammatical errors, tho...

Ha, got the "prolly" ref

[Jay]

Originally Posted by Sam

I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.


Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.


A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when eye rime.


Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.


Bee fore a veiling checker's

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.


Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know fault's with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.


Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
flaw's are knot aloud.


Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

Ma aye steel theese frum u.


I must say that I use the spell check on my parent's computer to correct many of the errors that I have discovered in another's post. The truly irritating bit concerning this creation is that it routinely fails to recognize those words that once were used in yesteryear, but have since fallen into disfavor.

[bbyrd009]

Originally Posted by Jay

Ma aye steel theese frum u.


I must say that I use the spell check on my parent's computer to correct many of the errors that I have discovered in another's post. The truly irritating bit concerning this creation is that it routinely fails to recognize those words that once were used in yesteryear, but have since fallen into disfavor.

I have like a 3rd grade spell-check;
doesn't recog "Apostolic," or lots
of other words...

[Jay]

Originally Posted by bbyrd009

I have like a 3rd grade spell-check;
doesn't recog "Apostolic," or lots
of other words...

I would say that your spell check should be made to be educated by the...oh, they were the ones who taught the people who programmed the software. Never mind.

[deacon blues]

Once my autocorrect changed "LOL to "LOLogs" when I responded to a friends joke. I mean, when I laughed, I did poop a little, but how did my phone know?

[commonsense]

Originally Posted by deacon blues

This is the thread to help correct the many misspellings and butcherings of the King's English found here on the forum.

One of the many errors I see is people spelling "lose" as "loose". I suppose its because "choose" is spelled the way it is.

So for the record: "lose" rhymes with "choose", "loose" rhymes with "goose".

Used in a sentence: "I will LOSE my temper if people CHOOSE to live as LOOSE as a GOOSE."

Feel free to address any other common mistakes found here on AFF. If we're going to be legalistic about something, let's be grammar legalists!

One of my major issues also