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Old 12-01-2009, 01:08 PM
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No fair using my actual name and the [ you ] trick in the same post!




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Oh, we could really mess with NOW's mind!
The first time I saw a post with that [ you ] trick, I didn't know what was going on. I thought, what? Why is this person posting that about me? I was pretty upset, but didn't say anything ... glad I didn't. Would've felt dumb had I said something, then found out.
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:42 PM
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A blonde was walking two dogs.

Someone approached her and complimented her on her two dogs and asked what their names were.

She replied, "This one is named Timex and this other one is named Rolex."

"Timex and Rolex? Aren't those unusual names for dogs?" asked the other person.

"No, because they are watch dogs," was the blonde's reply.

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A brunette went to see her doctor and complained about pain in her body." She said, "every where I poke myself, I feel pain. I don't understand it."

She then demonstrated by poking an upper arm and grimacing in pain, then poking her leg and exclaiming "ouch" loudly, then poking her stomach and wincing in pain."

The doctor watched this demonstration, thought a while and asked, "You're actually a blonde, aren't you?"

"Yes," the brunette answered. "How did you know?"

The doctor replied, "Because your finger is broken."

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Two blondes were arguing about which is closer to Chicago --the moon or Miami, Florida."

Blonde number one says confidently, "The moon is closer."

Blonde number two says, "How can you be so sure?"

Blonde number one says, "Well, DUH,....... we can see the moon but we can't see Miami"

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Old 12-01-2009, 02:43 PM
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:48 PM
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I have to admit, blonde jokes are on "this" side of my "line".

For one thing, they don't name specific individuals. For another, I don't know any blondes that aren't OK with them. And the jokes aren't usually intended as hurtful, it seems.
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:49 PM
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I have to admit, blonde jokes are on "this" side of my "line".

For one thing, they don't name specific individuals. For another, I don't know any blondes that aren't OK with them. And the jokes aren't usually intended as hurtful, it seems.
Thanks for that endorsement!
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:54 PM
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I have to admit, blonde jokes are on "this" side of my "line".

For one thing, they don't name specific individuals. For another, I don't know any blondes that aren't OK with them. And the jokes aren't usually intended as hurtful, it seems.
Blondes are people too ... that's what my friend says anyway.
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Old 12-01-2009, 03:15 PM
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What has 72 feet and only three teeth?

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woman and a man been married for 50 years. they go in the grocery store ,she asks him to buy her a can of peaches, he says no i dont have the money. so when he turns his back, she puts them in her pocket, she gets caught and has to go to court. the judge says, why did you do this? she says, my husband is too cheap to buy them and i was hungry. he says how many peaches were in the can? she says 6 your honor, he says thats easy i think 6 days in jail will do. her husband raises his hand and says your honor, she stole a can of peas too!
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This whole thread is just WAY too good!! Some of these are priceless!!
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