Take a group of monkeys from the wild.
Give them a nice cosy home with safety cages to protect them.
Clean them, de-louse them, and give them medicine.
Give them a lot of fun things to do like monkey bars, play toys, and even scheduled meals that are fortified with multi-vitamins to give them long life.
Give them a sense of order to their lives that they never had in the wild.
Put them on display to show off how fun, amusing, and beautiful they are....
And they will still throw POOP on you!!!
And that my friends is how liberals begin!!!!