Where'd they go? - Page 3

George · #21 12-04-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Neck

What I like to Call "Jerry Springer Christian's".

ROFL It ought to be called the Idiot Rednecks Win Jerry Beads.

tv1a · #22 12-04-2008, 06:02 AM

Sam didn't mean any harm. I don't know anyone who took the post seriously. All tongue in cheek. Aren't legalists familiar with that term?

Sam's post did go too far. Even in kidding an suggestion of an affair is not funny. I was accused of having an affair once. I don't even joke about it.

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Originally Posted by HerbHubert

Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Sam...

I am not like the Church without Walls now without a Building either....

I am still married to the same lovely Sister Hubert....

but it's good to see gossip is still accepted around here....

Brother Hubert

holinesswoman · #23 12-04-2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam

Herb Hubert left his wife
Holiness woman left her husband
and they ran off together.

They are now co-pastoring an ultra Conservative church
where they will continue until they either drive everyone off
or make them as warped as they are.

Now my dear Brother Sam, this is how these vicious pentecostal rumors get started.

I do not know the where abouts of Brother Herb Hubert.

He is certainly not with me.

There has never been a man for me except my late husband Horace.

There is ONE that Ii have mty eye on here on this Apostolic Holiness Chat room.

If he ever comes available ( I do believe he is currently married to his first wife) I'll be a courting him.

You all know I don't cotton to none of that Jezebell Mascara and getting all dolled up for a man stuff, but my oh my, I got a gingham dress that would get him interested in this old holiness woman.

I have prattled on to much here, lord forgive me, but there is just something about a man in a hat that gets me a going.

If anybody here's from BROTHER HerbHubert give him my regards. he does seem like a good holiness brother.

aak1972 · #24 12-04-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by holinesswoman

Now my dear Brother Sam, this is how these vicious pentecostal rumors get started.

I do not know the where abouts of Brother Herb Hubert.

He is certainly not with me.

There has never been a man for me except my late husband Horace.

There is ONE that Ii have mty eye on here on this Apostolic Holiness Chat room.

If he ever comes available ( I do believe he is currently married to his first wife) I'll be a courting him.

You all know I don't cotton to none of that Jezebell Mascara and getting all dolled up for a man stuff, but my oh my, I got a gingham dress that would get him interested in this old holiness woman.

I have prattled on to much here, lord forgive me, but there is just something about a man in a hat that gets me a going.

If anybody here's from BROTHER HerbHubert give him my regards. he does seem like a good holiness brother.

Hey I may be intrested if you shave your legs!!

holinesswoman · #25 12-04-2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by aak1972

Hey I may be intrested if you shave your legs!!

You ALL know the good book states CLEARLY, thou shall never ever CUT or TRIM the hair of your head.

My late husband Horace was my head, therefor when he asked me to cut his hair, I just couldn't do it.

As I am getting on in age my legs, as they get a bit more wrinkly are a little less hairy than when I was younger.

Of course we lived in the North back then and just wearing a dress in the winter, having them hairy legs kinda kept us girls warm.

aak1972 · #26 12-04-2008, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by holinesswoman

You ALL know the good book states CLEARLY, thou shall never ever CUT or TRIM the hair of your head.

My late husband Horace was my head, therefor when he asked me to cut his hair, I just couldn't do it.

As I am getting on in age my legs, as they get a bit more wrinkly are a little less hairy than when I was younger.

Of course we lived in the North back then and just wearing a dress in the winter, having them hairy legs kinda kept us girls warm.

WOW!!! I never thaught I would find someone so philosophical! You really have a spirit of wisdom when it comes to discerning the meaning of such deep scriptural spirituality!

holinesswoman · #27 12-04-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by aak1972

WOW!!! I never thaught I would find someone so philosophical! You really have a spirit of wisdom when it comes to discerning the meaning of such deep scriptural spirituality!

I have been told often that I have a spirit.

You'll find as you get to know me, that my wisdom is excelled only by my humility.