Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[Rhoni]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O Rhoni, and again I say unto thee, Woe! For though thou hast brought healing and wise counsel to many, yet thou hath rejected the counsel I sent unto thee. Yea, is there no balm in Mitchell, Indiana? Is there no physician there? I say, Yea, there is; go unto my servant Epley, whom I have prepared to be a father unto thee, and submit thyself, and thou shalt find a man like unto him for thine husband, for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say, Woe!

Guess I'll just have to split hell wide open...I say "No, to Indiana, and no to Epley!" Ya'll will just have to pray for me!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by Ronzo

This dude didn't know what he was going to wear when he got up this morning...

Are you saying the Profit is nekkid?!?

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Woe unto thee, O BOOM, and again I say unto thee, Woe! For though thy posts be many, yet thy mercies be few, yea, and far between. For thou lockest threads and infracteth the little ones that believe in me, verily and often.

I counsel thee to sit at the feet of my servant renda until thou learneth compassion, for of such is the kingdom.

And again i say unto thee, Woe!

Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind

Are you saying the Profit is nekkid?!?

Well he sure ain't wearin camel hair and eating locusts...

[mizpeh]

Oh, dear, a prophet of doom and gloom. Woe is AFF!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O BOOM, and again I say unto thee, Woe! For though thy posts be many, yet thy mercies be few, yea, and far between. For thou lockest threads and infracteth the little ones that believe in me, verily and often.

I counsel thee to sit at the feet of my servant renda until thou learneth compassion, for of such is the kingdom.

And again i say unto thee, Woe!

Oh, I feel a shockamoo coming on! It's verified that I'm a servant of the King.

Wonder what Epley will think of that?

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Woe unto thee, O St. Matt, and again I say unto thee, Woe! For though thy godhead doctrine be One, yet thy salvation be three; steps that is. And for the hardness of thine head the tears of those who feel the wrath of thy theology are many, yea, even as the dew that falleth off Mt. Hermon.

And again i say unto thee, Woe!

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Woe unto thee, O Ronzo, and again I say, Woe! For though thou doth abide in the Land I have blessed, even the land below the line men call Mason-Dixon, yet thy manner remaineth even as one from that barren land called New York. And yea, thy accent betrayeth thee also.

I counsel thee to eat grits and collard greens until thou learnest to speak as thou should, and to have manners befitting a texan; for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

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Woe unto thee, O Price, and again I say,Woe! For as the fish floppeth upon the bank, so thou didst flip-floppeth in thy younger days, Yea.

I say unto thee, establish thyself lest thou find the cover too short for thee in the day when the wind bloweth from the north, even the place of snow and cold, for of such is the Kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O Ronzo, and again I say, Woe! For though thou doth abide in the Land I have blessed, even the land below the line men call Mason-Dixon, yet thy manner remaineth even as one from that barren land called New York. And yea, thy accent betrayeth thee also.

I counsel thee to eat grits and collard greens until thou learnest to speak as thou should, and to have manners befitting a texan; for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

I got ya grits and callahd greenz ritecheah!