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10-25-2008, 10:39 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Esther
Well I have been guility.
My husband still laughs at my first visit to the dairy farm down from where he was raised.
They had automatic milkers and how all the cows lined up and feeding in the troughs and milker had these tube looking thingys and they seem to all have just four tubes per set. So I asked him what if he needed more than four or less than four then what did he do???
He couldn't for the longest understand my question. Finally, when he did and my FIL and husband where in the door rolling laughing so hard.
Now Sherri tell me since I was not raised on a farm and from a distance you sometimes on see 3 teats how was I to know ALL cows had just 4 teats? After all I was never under a cow to know.  |
I always wondered how they knew in advance which cows give chocolate milk?
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10-25-2008, 10:54 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Bumping this thread.... it seems relevant to the JP Crackdown thread somehow...
Confessions anyone??
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It's kind of funny how many villages were represented on that thread. 
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10-25-2008, 10:56 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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I always wondered how they knew in advance which cows give chocolate milk?
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The brown ones of course.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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10-26-2008, 02:33 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
When my dad was younger he was at his Eagle Scout banquet and my grandmother*who is legally blind* saw this waiter holding this tray coming her way and she thought it was hor'derves* anyways...it was a baked potato and steak...well...trying to look sophisticated she deftly grabs the potato not realizing it was actually part of some dudes steak dinner....hehe the waiter was like ma'am would you like to take the steak also?She was so mortified but we laugh about it now.
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10-26-2008, 07:04 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
So I was at a friends house several weeks back... They have a kickboxing bag and I thought I would demonstrate my once famous spinning back-fist... The bag was setup for the kid... I misjudged the height and hit the chains... busted some veins and just recently picked off the last scab.
What an idioT!
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10-26-2008, 07:06 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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I always wondered how they knew in advance which cows give chocolate milk?
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idiot thou art!
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I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-04-2009, 09:30 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
Any confessions? I am in the booth!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-04-2009, 09:50 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
I once thought I was an idiot, but it turned out I was just an imbecile......... 
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01-04-2009, 10:26 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
I shut my head in the door one time. Nothing really eloquent. I was peeking outside and forgot to pull my head out before I shut the door. Haven't been right since.
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01-04-2009, 10:28 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Fiyahstarter
I shut my head in the door one time. Nothing really eloquent. I was peeking outside and forgot to pull my head out before I shut the door. Haven't been right since.
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Fiyahstarter... the arsonist rubbernecker!
What a total idioT!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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