Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[ThePastorsCoach]

Bob Dylan -
I noticed from your church website, that it doesn't specifically say that you believe in full immersion baptism calling only on the name of Jesus. Do you baptize in Jesus name only, or would you baptize into the father, son, and spirit if requested?

Come on Bob - Come out of the closet and tell us the REAL TRUTH!!!!!!!

[BobDylan]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Some of these conversations turn into the ultimate game of telephone. LOL
I just read the first post (for the first time) and all it is is a simple "Help Wanted" request.

All I did in the beginning was ask two simple questions:

1. do you baptize in Jesus name only, and

2. would you baptize into the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost if someone requested you to... to which I get this facetious condescening and vitriolic response:

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

You obviously are a newbie here. We LOVE posters that are always LOOKING what what we DID NOT SAY! Thats a nice game to play isn't it - right up there with hop-scotch! Real Elementary!

Are you REALLY Bob Dylan? Did you really become a Christian - Bob or was it just to sell records? Are you really just all about Money?

If you are needing someone to baptize you and you are really sincere about water baptism, I will be happy to have one of our counselors talk with you if you would like to schedule an appointment.
God bless you as you obviously desire to be obedient to the Word of God and be baptized in water. Thank you for your interest in water baptism.

Could you give me the version of the Holy Bible you quoted this from - I sure would love to read it myself, "full immersion baptism calling only on the name of Jesus." Did Jesus himself say this - were these words in RED?
I am sure you would not add too or take away anything from the Word of God as you could find yourself under the judgment of God and in danger of Hell Fire!

now, I responded quite sharply to this. When confronted about the sharpness of my tone in response to this, someone suggested this was AB's sense of humor. I acquiesced from my vehemence in a somewhat apologetic and conciliatory tone. And continued such tone until I get this response from Dan SEVERAL PAGES LATER, and after several attempts on my part to cool things and be apologetic:

Originally Posted by NLYP

Thank You "BOB" for showing us that not only are you a newbie but a sour, false and nasty spirited individual!
I personally take offense to the way that you addressed Bishop Pugh!

It speaks of you as a man and as a possible minister.
"Doctrinal matters" LOL thats a joke...you just killed your credibility....so before you bring up doctrine...you need to pray, repent and fund a huge slice of humble pie and then focus on the greatest of all commandments....of course you know what that is since you arenot, as you said " a "newbie" when it comes to forum posting, or for doctrinal matters. "

Pitiful!

So I pulled the gloves off with Dan on this one. Listen, you can't expect me to back away and be nice, try to accuse me of not showing brotherly love, and expect me to keep my silence when you are doing the exact same thing you accuse me of. If anyone is going to subscribe to such double speak and double standards, they need to be called on it. I suggest that neither AB, nor Dan here, is worthy of any more attempts at a dignified dialogue, at least with me. Especially after the last thing I read AB post. Forget Mr. Nice Guy...

[BobDylan]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Maybe Mr BD can go back and read my original post that got him all riled up and on his high horse. He comes on here calling names - talking about going to gay bars (seems HE is the one with the problem - I have never been to ANY bar or taken a drink of any alcohol in my life) and other crazy things, calling names, shooting off his idiocy and then says that he was apologetic and conciliatory????????? ROLF! This guy has a problem with LIFE and REALITY! What is he smokin'? His PROZAC is not working!

He said he did not bother to read the post and the answers to his crazy questions about WHAT I DID NOT PUT ON MY WEB PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I had a pretty good answer and I would put our APOSTOLIC results up against his any day.

You know - anybody can get on here and rant and rave like someone insane about WHAT YOU DON'T SAY ON YOUR WEB SITE and then REFUSE to read the answer! This guy needs some help - he is hiding behind someone Else's name and picture and is a coward and a thief to take someone else name and pic and try to play like he is Bob Dylan!
At least you all know who I am - this guy is DECEITFUL and WRONG and had a BAD SPIRIT and I am calling him on it.
Come on BD - WHO are you? Show us your ministry. Where is your web site? Do you teach Bible Studies every week? How many have YOU baptized - BY IMMERSION (LOL - now why would I want a BAPTISTRY if I was NOT immersing them??????????????? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) In the name of Jesus Christ. How many have been filled with the Holy Ghost this year through your ministry?
How many nations have you traveled to without one dime of financial support and been arrested for preaching the Gospel and did not know if you would ever make it home alive?? How many churches have you planted?

I know I will probably get a rebuke for this - but I have given my life to preach and TO DEMONSTRATE the Gospel of Jesus Christ around the world and then this nut case gets on here and accuses me of going to gay bars????????
Somebody better call this nut case in on this one - All I did was ask for a little help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Dylan - COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this post speaks for itself Mr. Pugh.... I tried to back away and be nice, I thought it was possible that I mistook your "sense of humor" in the very beginning. I gave you the benefit of the doubt, attempted conciliation to get back to square one with you, and this is the kind of response you offer. I sense no humor in this. You don't know me, and I don't know you, but we are getting to know each other quite well here. I think this post speaks volumes more about you than it does me...

All I can say is "I tried"...

[BobDylan]

Originally Posted by ChTatum

Coffee?


You mean like with caffeine?????


Didn't they use to preach against such???

Are you enticing me to err?????


Get thee behind me, Satan.......and give a little push.

I want mine sweet and black. No -----apachino nothing, just Maxwell's house or Folger's, please.

When you coming down south, or is you already here?

Sounds good to me elder... I'll do the best I can to get you to the ol' coffee shop. And no, we won't do a "macho carmelatto"...

You say you're in the south? How bout some good ole COMMUNITY COFFEE!!!!



It may be a while before I make it in that direction though, perhaps after the first of the year at least, Lord willing...

[BobDylan]

Originally Posted by FRINGE_NUTTER

I think Bob Dylan is Robert Zimmerman.

No sir, I am not Robert Zimmerman. This is the only profile that I have ever used on AFF, I started this profile when AFF first began after FCF2 shut down. I hardly posted on FCF, FCF2, or AFF until withing the last two weeks or so.

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Are those Dan's legs or is he riding a chicken?

Im kneeling on a chicken!
Im showing NO more skin then a women in what you guys call a holy skirt length!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by BobDylan

How can you defend such a stupid thread? : "Local Charismatic Pastor Seeking Progressive "Apostolic" Preacher for an Assistant". That's akin to a headline that would read: "Democratic Chairman Taking Applications From "Young Republicans of America" For Head Speech Writer".... It just wouldn't work. Any young man interested in this "Progressive Position" I would suggest is NOT apostolic.... Your idiocy for defending this nonsense and for attacking me needlessly has been succinctly demonstrated....

IF AB is Acts 2:38, which he is...HE IS AS MUCH AN APOSTOLIC AS YOU!!!
THEREFORE he can request anything he wants!

Id hate to read your ad...wanted someone who breaths only fresh air and even then through a mask!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by J-Roc

Did you consider that just as you told AB that you left and returned days later without reading the other 14 pages than Dan possibly may have read your post as well and did not get to the later pages? Just as you asked AB to forgive your debt for not reading the other 14 pages, maybe you can forgive Dan's debt for possibly not reading the rest of your posts. Food for thought...



“Therefore, the Kingdom of Heaven can be compared to a king who decided to bring his accounts up to date with servants who had borrowed money from him. 24 In the process, one of his debtors was brought in who owed him millions of dollars. 25 He couldn’t pay, so his master ordered that he be sold—along with his wife, his children, and everything he owned—to pay the debt.

26 “But the man fell down before his master and begged him, ‘Please, be patient with me, and I will pay it all.’ 27 Then his master was filled with pity for him, and he released him and forgave his debt.

28 “But when the man left the king, he went to a fellow servant who owed him a few thousand dollars. He grabbed him by the throat and demanded instant payment.

DING DING DING...what does he win johnny!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by BobDylan

I can completely consider this, and it seems like a great possibility since you bring it up. But Dan has posted since I confronted him on his first goofy response, and he had a chance to read it and respond to it.. he could have easily said "I've been off this thing and hadn't read the last 14 pages, and did't see your attempts at conciliation etc...." and he could have expressed the same attitude of apology that I initially expressed to AB, but he didn't. Then he calls OP on the carpet for something that has already been hashed out... etc. etc. etc... If he wants to try to get on the right footing with me, I'm all for it, and will be as accomodating as possible... thanks for the reminder and consideration...

BD

Ok...fine I read it....conclusion.....you are sorry.

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Maybe Mr BD can go back and read my original post that got him all riled up and on his high horse. He comes on here calling names - talking about going to gay bars (seems HE is the one with the problem - I have never been to ANY bar or taken a drink of any alcohol in my life) and other crazy things, calling names, shooting off his idiocy and then says that he was apologetic and conciliatory????????? ROLF! This guy has a problem with LIFE and REALITY! What is he smokin'? His PROZAC is not working!

He said he did not bother to read the post and the answers to his crazy questions about WHAT I DID NOT PUT ON MY WEB PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I had a pretty good answer and I would put our APOSTOLIC results up against his any day.

You know - anybody can get on here and rant and rave like someone insane about WHAT YOU DON'T SAY ON YOUR WEB SITE and then REFUSE to read the answer! This guy needs some help - he is hiding behind someone Else's name and picture and is a coward and a thief to take someone else name and pic and try to play like he is Bob Dylan!
At least you all know who I am - this guy is DECEITFUL and WRONG and had a BAD SPIRIT and I am calling him on it.
Come on BD - WHO are you? Show us your ministry. Where is your web site? Do you teach Bible Studies every week? How many have YOU baptized - BY IMMERSION (LOL - now why would I want a BAPTISTRY if I was NOT immersing them??????????????? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) In the name of Jesus Christ. How many have been filled with the Holy Ghost this year through your ministry?
How many nations have you traveled to without one dime of financial support and been arrested for preaching the Gospel and did not know if you would ever make it home alive?? How many churches have you planted?

I know I will probably get a rebuke for this - but I have given my life to preach and TO DEMONSTRATE the Gospel of Jesus Christ around the world and then this nut case gets on here and accuses me of going to gay bars????????
Somebody better call this nut case in on this one - All I did was ask for a little help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Dylan - COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:kill inme

LOLOL
MMMMUUWWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


Bravo AB...Bravo!