Best Quotes From AFF - Page 24

Pressing-On · #**231** 05-20-2010, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfrog

LOL. This is the best quote I've read in a while!

Tell him it's a Teddy and not Teddy bear.

LOL!

Sam · #**232** 05-22-2010, 06:27 AM

"...it is a gigantic stretch to believe that Heaven will only be the eternal home of people who think and believe just like 20th century Apostolics-- and then, only half of or 2/3 of us."
from Jermyn Davidson

mfblume · #**233** 05-22-2010, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfrog

LOL. This is the best quote I've read in a while!

noeticknight · #**234** 05-22-2010, 10:49 PM

"But this is how it usually ends up looking."

-RandyWayne-

noeticknight · #**235** 05-26-2010, 05:24 PM

"I thank God for those that can instruct in meekness, but I also thank God for the zealous. The meek inherit the earth, the meek win souls, the meek set many free. The zealous, not so much..." -SteppingStone-

"I know some deaf people who can hear in those services." –missourimary-

"If there is a modesty issue for women wearing trousers, then there is a modesty issue for men wearing trousers, since men quite frankly have more stuff between their legs to hide."
–Brad Murphy-

noeticknight · #**236** 05-27-2010, 05:56 PM

"I personally had a family come to me to tell me they were joining one of those groups and asked me for "holiness clothes" because they were going to pastor somewhere and to receive salary they had to be dressed in a certain way at all times..." –Sister Alvear-

"It's all about admitting we can never "Arrive". When the bridge of confession is crossed, we find ourselves accepting those who have different views without sending them to Hell." –NotforSale-

"The problem with going to church to meet men, is that any men you meet would be churchgoers. "
–Michlow-

noeticknight · #**237** 06-05-2010, 01:47 PM

"How does one authenticate it if no-one understands it? If no-one understands it, how can it be used as evidence?" -Enlightened-

“There is nothing I see on my tv that you can't see on your internet.” –Baron1710-

“Is my view of God complete, perfect and without error? If there is any error at all in my concept, view, or understanding of God, will that keep me from heaven, like a Trinitarian? Or, like them, will I have to rely solely on my faith in Jesus Christ and the grace of God? I do have to wonder.” –HaShaliach-

NotforSale · #**238** 06-05-2010, 09:15 PM

How in the world did I miss this Thread. I've been combing through some fantastic quotes that almost had me on the FLOOR...

I have to admit, I've really enjoyed being on this Forum.

Jason B · #**239** 06-05-2010, 10:35 PM

"I once picked up one woman's baby and car seat to rescue the infant from the crushing advance of a dancing fat lady."-Pelathias

"It's been many years since I've been in a Pentecostal-shoutdown-nutso-self-absorbed-look-at-me-fest"-Not of Works

"Are you saying that because some HAS pooped uncontrollably under the power of the Holy Ghost, that it would lend them credibility into the discussion?"-Not of Works

NotforSale · #**240** 06-05-2010, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Badejo

"I once picked up one woman's baby and car seat to rescue the infant from the crushing advance of of a dancing fat lady."-Pelathias

"It's been many years since I've been in a Pentecostal-shoutdown-nutso-self-absorbed-look-at-me-fest"-Not of Works

"Are you saying that because some HAS pooped uncontrollably under the power of the Holy Ghost, that it would lend them credibility into the discussion?"-Not of Works