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Old 01-03-2010, 06:27 PM
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Picking Lemons




The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chrysler's, and I voted for Obama.. !!!
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Old 01-03-2010, 06:36 PM
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We've had a cold spell here in SW Ohio.
The temperature was down to about 5 degrees above zero this morning as we left for church and the wind chill was worse than that.

In honor of our c-c-c-c-cold weather, here are some Maxine cartoons
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Old 01-03-2010, 06:37 PM
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4 more cold weather cartoons to supplement those in the previous post
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:17 PM
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Husband of the year awards:

Honorable mention to the guy from the UK
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:18 PM
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Husband of the year awards

followed closely by the guy from the US
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:19 PM
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Husband of the year awards

followed closely by the guy from Poland
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:21 PM
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Husband of the year awards


Third place to the guy from Greece
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:22 PM
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Husband of the year award

Runner up was the guy from Serbia
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:23 PM
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Winner was the guy from Ireland

The guy is a real romantic,

he's holding her hand
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Old 01-09-2010, 02:25 PM
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Woman has MAN in it;


Mrs. Has MR.. In it;


Female has Male in it;


She has HE in it;


Madam has ADAM in it;


Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...


I never looked at it this way before:


Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?


MENtal illness


MENstrual cramps


MENtal breakdown


MENopause


GUYnecologist


AND


When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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