LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks

[LaGirl]

Originally Posted by StMark

Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..


10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!

9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!

8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!

7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!

6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!

5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?


( ) No Hair cuts


( ) No Pants


( ) No makeup


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry


( ) I wear my hair up


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow


( )I wear hosery in public


( ) Skirts go below the knees


( ) No Slits


( )No finger nail paint



* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!

my my thaddy......i guess i need to take this test of yours huh?

[SavedLou]

Originally Posted by Whole Hearted

The Youth camp that we attended it is a requirement that the girl wear hose to the night services.

this is beyond a "standard". this is just flat out control.

[SavedLou]

lagirl...we flunked out i think! lol!

[LaGirl]

Originally Posted by SavedLou

lagirl...we flunked out i think! lol!

lol....speak for yourself!!! lol

he has done this test before...i think i made a "D". i may be a bit more "spiritual" now....lol

[SavedLou]

no way you got a 6 or higher!

[LaGirl]

Originally Posted by SavedLou

no way you got a 6 or higher!

[LaGirl]

Originally Posted by SavedLou

no way you got a 6 or higher!

i may have gotten bonus points for being his friend...lol

[Neck]

Originally Posted by dizzyde

sigh.....

And you have been to how many UPC churches nation wide to prepare your statistics?

Let's see from 1964 the year of my birth until 1978.

I lived in 13 states.

My dad evangelized with or without us 50 weeks a year.

I attended almost every GC from 1970-2000.

I belonged to the largest UPCI church in Wisconsin.

I have been in hundreds of UPCI churches.

My sister is married to a UPCI minister.

I've see it all...

[acharris]

THIS WOMAN'S GOT YOU BEAT WITH HER HAIR...AND HER SLEEVES PASS THE TEST...BUT YOU NEED TO PREACH THOSE UNGODLY PANTS OFF HER! GOD HELP!

[Neck]

Originally Posted by The Mrs

I can remember being told that our hair length *could be* tied to how holy we are.

The longer, the holier!

On "Friday Night Lights" a national TV show on network TV Friday nights.

One actor stated to a female character.

They are Christians on the show who attend Kenneth Phillips Church.

He stated this, My grandmother used to tell me that the higher your hair is stacked on your head the closer you are to God"!

I could not believe what I heard it so I did a rewind.