Having eyes to see, thou seest not; having ears to hear, thou hearest not; for thine heart is waxed gross.
Yea, when thou walkest across the floor at night in thine undergarments, thou appearest as one who rideth a chicken with thy spindly legs; this is also vanity.
Woe unto thee.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :to ofunny
__________________ You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
Much weight maketh me mad... men and brethren, what must I do to be skinny?
Wheewwweeee, Sis You done gone and opened it up now... The Prophet can yea and thus sayeth unto thee for a while on this subject! He will probably begin with the smiting of they lips (touching is not sufficient for the grossly overweight) with a hot coal from the fireplace and then he will have the bridle or bit be placed in thy mouth that ye may have control over thy tongue and thus thy mind and body.
Wheeewwweeee i can see it coming ... Woe Woe Woe!
Come on Prophet, let it all out on us lard reared sluggards!
Much weight maketh me mad... men and brethren, what must I do to be skinny?
Thou doest not well that thou asketh; for thou shouldst not seek to be skinny like unto the airbrushed photographs of the surgically altered photos of the jezebels of Hollywood.
Thou shouldst seek to be healthy and fit that thou mayest live long; but I perceive that thy husband liketh thee well enough as thou art.
Put not pressure on thyself to conform to an unrealistic standard.
Thou doest not well that thou asketh; for thou shouldst not seek to be skinny like unto the airbrushed photographs of the surgically altered photos of the jezebels of Hollywood.
Thou shouldst seek to be healthy and fit that thou mayest live long; but I perceive that thy husband liketh thee well enough as thou art.
Put not pressure on thyself to conform to an unrealistic standard.
Yea.
Thank ya Jesus - I'm standing on this prophecy!
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
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