An old buddy of mine who has led an interesting life said something to me the other day that I thought was comical.
He has been a bounty hunter, bail bondsman, ranch foreman, rodeo cowboy, etc. and has a long list of assault and battery charges from his young days.
He was telling me that a friend was asking him how long since he had taken a drink or been in a tussle, and he told him it had been around 10 years.
The fellow asked him, "What happened, did you get religion?"
He said, "No. not particularly...religion gets the credit for a lot of things old age is responsible for."