Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Praise The Lord - Why can't we all just get along?
I am not trying to make this guy just like me but he has some problem with me and HOW I LOOK? : Can you imagine!!!!!!!
I found out a long time ago - some people are broke and you just can't help them. I will just keep working on those that need Jesus and want spiritual help in their lives.
People are being Saved, Healed, Delivered, Set Free and Blessed at CHURCH ALIVE of Atlanta in every service. We had our best Sunday yet - numerically and financially - this past Sunday and people are testifying of the blessings of the Lord!

Thank you Mother Alvear - You are such a blessing and encouragement - I know you can see me smiling and laughing as I type these posts!!!!!!!! ;-)

Come to Atlanta and visit us - You will be glad you did!
I don't think I would want HIM chasing me in a hotel parking lot at 5 AM - I might get beat up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With love to all
AtlantaBishop

So, Bishop did you second the nomination for NLYP?

[ThePastorsCoach]

Pastor Mark is in Israel and I was supposed to be with him - but cannot leave right now as we are moving our house and it is OVERWHELMING to us! Pray for us! My little wife is packing dishes to take over now.

Did you see our new building? I will send you pics of the inside - it is INCREDIBLE and a MIRACLE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.ChurchAliveAtlanta.com

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Pastor Mark is in Israel and I was supposed to be with him - but cannot leave right now as we are moving our house and it is OVERWHELMING to us! Pray for us! My little wife is packing dishes to take over now.

Did you see our new building? I will send you pics of the inside - it is INCREDIBLE and a MIRACLE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.ChurchAliveAtlanta.com

I have seen you pictures they are awesome! I can not wait until I can see it in person!

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

So, Bishop did you second the nomination for NLYP?

I second the motion for NLYP - but you know since I am a Oneless - I will have to split this whole thing before its over - watch your back - I'm about ready to split and take my bunch down the street and open up at the NEW SHORTS FELLOWSHIP!
I got a piece of cardboard and a tube of red lipstick (borrowed it from a Charismatic) and I am gonna post my new sign in a few days.
Its the old - SPLIT A ROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I second the motion for NLYP - but you know since I am a Oneless - I will have to split this whole thing before its over - watch your back - I'm about ready to split and take my bunch down the street and open up at the NEW SHORTS FELLOWSHIP!
I got a piece of cardboard and a tube of red lipstick (borrowed it from a Charismatic) and I am gonna post my new sign in a few days.
Its the old - SPLIT A ROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will have you placed under review for unspecified reasons. You will never preach in this town again! But Bishop there must be a way to work this out? I will let you nominate the next one!

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

I will have you placed under review for unspecified reasons. You will never preach in this town again! But Bishop there must be a way to work this out? I will let you nominate the next one!

Well- I's been prayin' and I's gonna have my own TB SHOW and I's Gonna be Bigga Dan Oprah!

I have a special revelation dat I ain't posed to be second to nobody - and if you don't like it - MEET ME IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL PARKING LOT at 5 AM!

So - I's gonna have to be da big cheeze - Maybe we could work it out and I's could be da CO-Presiding Bishop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEW - I felt sometin on dat one!!!

[tamor]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Well- I's been prayin' and I's gonna have my own TB SHOW and I's Gonna be Bigga Dan Oprah!

I have a special revelation dat I ain't posed to be second to nobody - and if you don't like it - MEET ME IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL PARKING LOT at 5 AM!

So - I's gonna have to be da big cheeze - Maybe we could work it out and I's could be da CO-Presiding Bishop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEW - I felt sometin on dat one!!!

Well, I don't think it wuz da wind of the Holy Ghost you felt. It was prolly more like all dat hot air up in here!!

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Well- I's been prayin' and I's gonna have my own TB SHOW and I's Gonna be Bigga Dan Oprah!

I have a special revelation dat I ain't posed to be second to nobody - and if you don't like it - MEET ME IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL PARKING LOT at 5 AM!

So - I's gonna have to be da big cheeze - Maybe we could work it out and I's could be da CO-Presiding Bishop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEW - I felt sometin on dat one!!!

Your wish is my command. Now that we are equals...we should try and shorten the name. Make it user friendly. SFOSPA is not user friendly

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Your wish is my command. Now that we are equals...we should try and shorten the name. Make it user friendly. SFOSPA is not user friendly

I kinda like the sound of it - We will call it - the SO-SPA! We could have a SPA on site to minister to the ministers. Kinda like Massage Envy - but only Oneless preachers with Shorts on (and yes - you have to KEEP them on) will be able to get the massage and go into the SPA area! No Trinities - you know how worldly they are - we just can't take the chance.
ONELESS ONLY in this Organization!

[Old Paths]

Originally Posted by BobDylan

I hardly think this is an appropriate response to some honest and simple quesitons. Perhaps it's not in your capacity to answer honestly. I think this reveals alot about you as a person and as a "minister".

I may be a newbie on this site, but I am not a "newbie" when it comes to forum posting, or for doctrinal matters.

Why is it that you want an "apostolic" young preacher to come assiste in your "progressive" false doctrine church? So you can have the benefit of a real man of God on your staff, with real anointing, while you defile him and fill him with your venom? I suggest you go find your assistant at the local charismatic gay bar, he might fit in with your ilk a little more appropriately...