Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

[jediwill83]

People who believed the parody probably believe that gay men all flounce and simper and talk with lisps and wear sequins almost like Liberace was a illness that could be contracted.

[Jito463]

Originally Posted by Aquila

I'm convinced conservatism has become a mental illness.

Oh, the irony.

[houston]

This is hilarious! I read it in Hagee's preacher voice! Lol.

Anyway. There's a new member of the management team in my branch office. I don't know if she's flat or if she wears a compression garment. Her hair is butch, and she wears dress shirts that could pass for men's shirts. The image she wants to portray is that she is a man. She even goes by a neutral derivative of her very feminine name, you would think she is a man.

I was told that there's also a new gay supervisor. He wears glitter. But, I'm not allowed to grow a beard.

[Amanah]

Originally Posted by houston

This is hilarious! I read it in Hagee's preacher voice! Lol.

Anyway. There's a new member of the management team in my branch office. I don't know if she's flat or if she wears a compression garment. Her hair is butch, and she wears dress shirts that could pass for men's shirts. The image she wants to portray is that she is a man. She even goes by a neutral derivative of her very feminine name, you would think she is a man.

I was told that there's also a new gay supervisor. He wears glitter. But, I'm not allowed to grow a beard.

I know a woman like that, once I walked into the ladies room and for a minute I thought I was in the wrong bathroom.

I said " oh, excuse me!" then I realized what happened, that I was in the right place and had mistaken her for a man, she understood also and chuckled at me.

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by Esaias

This "news story" came from newslo, a parody site, on Aug 11, 2016. It was picked up by uspoln (your "source") on Aug 16, 2016.

Please, just go away.

What a sorry thread.

[consapente89]

Originally Posted by Jito463

Oh, the irony.

For real!

[Jito463]

You know, I think this is fitting for this thread. Watch it, Aquila. Maybe it'll give you some insight into the Left/Right dynamic.

[Aquila]

Originally Posted by n david

"""USPOLN is a US Political News and hybrid News/Satire platform on the web."""

I don't listen to Hagee, but if you really think this is true, you may need to seek medical attention.

But please don't let me stop you from driving to his church to conduct a protest and disrupt his sermon on Sunday!

LOL

[Aquila]

Originally Posted by aegsm76

A - you believing this story explains much about your political beliefs.

I just felt that it was far too outrageous. It left me wondering if the man had lost his mind. LOL

[Aquila]

Originally Posted by houston

This is hilarious! I read it in Hagee's preacher voice! Lol.

Anyway. There's a new member of the management team in my branch office. I don't know if she's flat or if she wears a compression garment. Her hair is butch, and she wears dress shirts that could pass for men's shirts. The image she wants to portray is that she is a man. She even goes by a neutral derivative of her very feminine name, you would think she is a man.

I was told that there's also a new gay supervisor. He wears glitter. But, I'm not allowed to grow a beard.

That's silly... you're not allowed to grow a beard? Tell the manager that there are two kinds of people in this world - people with beards.... and women. lol