Re: If you were God for a day, what would you chan
ok, I know what would be hillarious as GFTD, have Bro Epley and Timmy switch bodies for a week. Could you imagine Timmy pastoring a UC church?
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Re: If you were God for a day, what would you chan
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ok, I know what would be hillarious as GFTD, have Bro Epley and Timmy switch bodies for a week. Could you imagine Timmy pastoring a UC church?
Ya, it would be like the movie Nuns on the Run when they two bandits dressed as nuns and hid on a convent/school -and then had to start teaching the kids!
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I'd go back in time and have Adam eat from the tree of life instead of the tree of knowledge.
That would be a good place to start.
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Re: If you were God for a day, what would you chan
I would do away with women having menopause.
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I would do away with women having menopause.
Menses forever? Babies at the age of 90?
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Refusing to sit under the false gospel and false doctrine of false teachers is not "forsaking the Assembly"
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Menses forever? Babies at the age of 90?
Ok maybe do away with the way women that go through it act.
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Re: If you were God for a day, what would you chan
I would make a video or audio recording of EXACTLY what would be required of men according to the Word. That way we could put all this division and fighting to bed once and for all. Instead o farguing over "interpretations" we could just bring up the actual audio or visual of exactly what was required of men.