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05-08-2007, 08:10 AM
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I am glad that no boys were involved... ![High Five](images/smilies/highfive.gif) Empty nest was difficult for about 30 days then I decided to get a life and move to Florida. There are benefits to empty nest you know!
Blessings, Rhoni
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05-08-2007, 09:21 AM
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just lurking...
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How come I don't see a picture? Is it invisible? Am I blind? *sob*
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05-08-2007, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by CupCake
Saturday night was Prom, here is a picture of one of my daughters. Took forever to do her hair, she has a lot and took many hairpins, but came out great~
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How come I don't see a picture? Is it invisible? Am I blind? *sob*
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Not at all.
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05-08-2007, 09:47 AM
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just lurking...
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind
Not at all.
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Well now it came up...how strange!
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05-08-2007, 09:50 AM
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Still Figuring It Out.
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Yep... looks like a good time to refresh our memories on the rules...
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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05-08-2007, 09:56 AM
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My Family!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Collierville, TN
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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth
Yep... looks like a good time to refresh our memories on the rules...
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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05-08-2007, 10:02 AM
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I need a Triple Espresso, NOW!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Standing at the crossroads of life!
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I LOVE THESE!!!!!
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I think it's great... I have told my boys that they will only decide to date when they can afford a girl and buy a home and have money to have a family...and all this will be after they go to college.... With fathers like D4T, we are all doing our parts! lolol
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*sigh* I did nothing yesterday.... I wasn't finished so I did nothing again today!
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05-08-2007, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
I am glad that no boys were involved... ![High Five](images/smilies/highfive.gif) Empty nest was difficult for about 30 days then I decided to get a life and move to Florida. There are benefits to empty nest you know!
Blessings, Rhoni
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Lol~ We enrolled both our daughters in an private all girl school, her sister 20 now in college studying to be a teacher of English & History~ Trust me her father would never let her step foot outside in something so little, nor would she even try and especially with a young man. But this was all girls so we were not to concern about her wanting to go all out, the hair, dress and tiara , flowers. The cover hid everything ~
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05-08-2007, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I LOVE THESE!!!!!
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rgcraig~ BoredOutOfMyMind's
I"m really didn't think anything about the dress without the cover that went over it. I was more focus on the hair-do, sense it took me forever, this gal has a lot hair~ So I was very happy with my work I snap a pic with her Digital Camera~ The rest I need to take in to be develop along with the many pics her and friends took, so I'll be broke....![Wink](http://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Thanks for cropping it~....
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05-08-2007, 10:14 AM
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Prayerful lives are powerful
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Cupcake,
The dress was beautiful also.
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