Christian One Liners

[Elizabeth]

Here are some of the ones that I have heard through the years:

You can tell we're oneness just look in the offering plate-

You dont have to get good to get God, get God to get good!

Life is short and eternity is long-(actually heard this one for years--it's like duh)

Everyone you meet is a blessing! Some are a blessing when they come others are a blessing when they go.

Some of you need to tell your face you are saved.

[LadyChocolate]

"Don't let worry kill you; let the church help"