Man Arrested for DRIVING DRUNK IN THE SPIRIT!

[TK Burk]

Originally Posted by Pragmatist

Where's the link? I am a bit skeptical.

The website where this seems to originate does not look very credible to me. Here it is at LARK NEWS.

[jaxfam6]

Originally Posted by MrRight

You guys are missing the whole thing here. if he was truly in the spirit there is no way he could hurt anyone! God would not let that happen!

1 Corinthians 14:32-33

32And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets.
33For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

Sorry but God does expects us to be intelligent with what he gives to us. Wreckless driving is not intelligent.

[TK Burk]

Originally Posted by jaxfam6

1 Corinthians 14:32-33

32And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets.
33For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

Sorry but God does expects us to be intelligent with what he gives to us. Wreckless driving is not intelligent.

I had the same scripture in mind. Ignorance is not a sign of anointing. Good point!

[Digging4Truth]

1Cr 14:26 How is it then, brethren? when ye come together, every one of you hath a psalm, hath a doctrine, hath a tongue, hath a revelation, hath an interpretation. Let all things be done unto edifying.
1Cr 14:27 If any man speak in an [unknown] tongue, [let it be] by two, or at the most [by] three, and [that] by course; and let one interpret.
1Cr 14:28 But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.
1Cr 14:29 Let the prophets speak two or three, and let the other judge.
1Cr 14:30 If [any thing] be revealed to another that sitteth by, let the first hold his peace.
1Cr 14:31 For ye may all prophesy one by one, that all may learn, and all may be comforted.
1Cr 14:32 And the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets.
1Cr 14:33 For God is not [the author] of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

This set of scriptures is not talking about someone caught up in a spirit of laughter (largely because the entirety of the word of God doesn't say a thing about it) but I believe the premise it sets forth.

I don't see where God does things to his people that they do not have control of. Verse 32 clearly states that the spirits of the prophets are subject to the prophets. I see this to say that God moves on us in certain ways but not in a way that is beyond our own control.

[Cindy]

Originally Posted by TK Burk

The website where this seems to originate does not look very credible to me. Here it is at LARK NEWS.

I agree.

[Digging4Truth]

LOL... your posts were not there when I started my previous post.

These three posts in a row brings one more scripture to mind...

...in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.

[Theresa]

Originally Posted by MrRight

You guys are missing the whole thing here. if he was truly in the spirit there is no way he could hurt anyone! God would not let that happen!

if he was truly "in the spirit"...he wouldnt have been behind the wheel endangering himself and others. God doesnt do things like that,


1 Corinthians 14:40 (King James Version)

40Let all things be done decently and in order.

[Theresa]

Originally Posted by Pragmatist

Where's the link? I am a bit skeptical.

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[TK Burk]

Originally Posted by Theresa

DISCLAIMER

LarkNews® is a satirical newspaper published by Joel Kilpatrick.
LarkNews uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public
figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and
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Well, that will count a lot of us out right there!!

[StMark]

I'm mad at you Theresa!!!!