The pregnant blonde

[Truthseeker]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

No, because jocks are usually as dumb as they are!

You mean there's no blonde jocks?

[Falla39]

Originally Posted by Truthseeker

aren't blonde jokes offensive to blondes?

If they are not offended, could it be because they are not "true" blondes!

[SOUNWORTHY]

Originally Posted by All4one

The Pregnant Blonde


The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!

I said, 'Great Tell me why you're so happy.

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, That's great I couldn't be happier for you!

Then she said, There's more! I asked, What do you mean there's more.

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said ...
(You're going to love this!)

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive

When the Dr. confirmed that she was pregnant she said" Are you sure it's mine?"

[George]

Heard it before, but it was funny the 2nd time, too.
My blonde friend dyed her hair brunette but it was only artificial intelligence.