Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
Can we ask questions even if we're not big-behinded?
Didya really have to bring that up?
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Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
When I go in a grocery store and go in the produce department, I always feel like someones watching me. This is especially so when I get near the potatoes. Why do I feel that way, Oh Great Potatohead?
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Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
Oh, Great Potatotate. There is a question that has plagued mankind from time immemorial. We have searched for the answer, but alas, our feeble efforts have been in vain. But now! At long last! We know the one who has wisdom and insight such as has never been seen! You Eminence, we beseech thee for your guidance in this matter of utmost importance. High Potatohead, we ask you, and plead for your answer:
Which way should toilet paper rolls hang?
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Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
Did Rhoni finally meet Mr. Right?
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Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
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When I go in a grocery store and go in the produce department, I always feel like someones watching me. This is especially so when I get near the potatoes. Why do I feel that way, Oh Great Potatohead?
Would you happen to be Black? :
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Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
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Originally Posted by tstew
Would you happen to be Black? :
Oh Lordy!
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Why do we have wisdom teeth?
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Rom.8:38,39-For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heigth nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Re: RevRandy's Answer Thread to All Life's Questio
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Originally Posted by AmericanAngel
Why do we have wisdom teeth?
to chew up potatoes...
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
to chew up potatoes...
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Rom.8:38,39-For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heigth nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
My soul followeth hard after thee....Love one another with a pure heart fervently. 
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