Grass is Green - Page 2

LadyChocolate · #11 03-18-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Alter Ego

Grass is green because it is envious of trees which are much taller and don't get stepped on like grass does. Trees don't get mowed every week in the summertime and sprayed with Weed-be-gone.

Also, grass is green because it is filled with chlorophyll not chloroform that is a green pigment that reflects green light from the sun and absorbs the other colors. Yeah, right, if you believe that one, you're pretty green yourself.

Green grass actually comes from elves, who are themselves green. They sprinkle faerie dust over the earth at night and some lands on plants and turns them green. In the Winter, the elves hybernate so grass is usually brown during this time.

You are so intelligent! I never would have known this! Thank you for sharing! Now I will be able to rest tonight! Ahh!

SDG · #12 03-18-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Alter Ego

Liberal propaganda doesn't change the fact that grass truly is green.

Others perceptions do not change that reality.

Just like we are saved by grace through faith and not baptismal regeneration???

Jehoram · #13 03-18-2008, 11:35 AM

"The deuteranope"

Dan has a new name.

It's Deuteranope Dan.

catchy

SDG · #14 03-18-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Alter Ego

"The deuteranope"

Dan has a new name.

It's Deuteranope Dan.

catchy

Someone compared me to the clown guy from the Simpsons recently ... what's his name?

Jehoram · #15 03-18-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Just like we are saved by grace through faith and not baptismal regeneration???

Compromisors will only see grass in the winter when it is devoid of its lushish green beauty. They will never admit that grass is MEANT to be green.

Truth-lovers will always view grass as green and will work hard to perserve it as such so that the whole world will know that our grass is different, our yards are separate and that we are peculiar.

SDG · #16 03-18-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Alter Ego

Compromisors will only see grass in the winter when it is devoid of its lushish green beauty. They will never admit that grass is MEANT to be green.

Truth-lovers will always view grass as green and will work hard to perserve it as such so that the whole world will know that our grass is different, our yards are separate and that we are peculiar.

Yes you are ....