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Originally Posted by chseeads
Eat a live toad every morning when you get up, then the rest of your day will be good because nothing worse will happen to you.
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For some reason this reminds me a an old joke.
There was an old grandmother who would always say "Well... it could have been worse."
One day her grandchildren decided they were going to find something that couldn't be worse. So after much thought they ran up to their dear grandmother and shouted "Grandma... the devil has done come and toted grandpa off" to which she replied "Well... it could have been worse"
Amazed at her replied they asked how it could possibly had been worse.
She said "Well... the ol' devil coulda made pa tote him"
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