Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Ronzo

Physician HEAL THYSELF!

Lol...do you think he knew you were going to post that?

[Brother Price]

I am ready to receve that dar word Profit!

[Hoovie]

Originally Posted by Brother Price

I am ready to receve that dar word Profit!

git in line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

git in line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's make a single line behind the altar there and just start praying to yourself until The Prophet can get to you.

[Brother Price]

u ant no dat dar Binny Hen! I jus git n line en frunt of yous.

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

Tickle mine ears oh great prophet!! Speak words of merriment unto me!

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Woe unto thee, O Hoover; for while thy wife is pretty, yea and smart, thou art not as thy wife is, Yea. And though thou sweepest meany chimneys, thou wouldst do well to sweep thine heart, that thou mayest Shockamoo as thou didst before thou left thy first love. And again I say unto thee, Woe!

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Woe unto thee, O Rhoni, and again I say unto thee, Woe! For though thou hast brought healing and wise counsel to many, yet thou hath rejected the counsel I sent unto thee. Yea, is there no balm in Mitchell, Indiana? Is there no physician there? I say, Yea, there is; go unto my servant Epley, whom I have prepared to be a father unto thee, and submit thyself, and thou shalt find a man like unto him for thine husband, for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say, Woe!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O Rhoni, and again I say unto thee, Woe! For though thou hast brought healing and wise counsel to many, yet thou hath rejected the counsel I sent unto thee. Yea, is there no balm in Mitchell, Indiana? Is there no physician there? I say, Yea, there is; go unto my servant Epley, whom I have prepared to be a father unto thee, and submit thyself, and thou shalt find a man like unto him for thine husband, for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say, Woe!

Oh, now I say Whoa!

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Woe unto thee, O Dora, and again I say, Woe! For though thy voice be sweet, and thy countenance fair to look upon, yet I have somewhat against thee concerning Thad, the sweet psalmist of AFF. For because of thee, and thou playing hard to get, he hath pined, yea and longed for thee and thee alone, and hath spurned the brides I have sent unto him; bountiful brides, yea, and brides of much abundance. Because of thee, his song hath a melancholy note, Yea; and because of thee, he mayest grow old going to music conferences with SoCali.

I counsel thee to loose him, and let him go, for of such is the Kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Lol...do you think he knew you were going to post that?

This dude didn't know what he was going to wear when he got up this morning...