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Old 12-18-2009, 02:09 PM
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What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi and a meth addicted homeless guy?

Nothing. There are some things even a meth addicted homeless guy wont do.
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Old 12-19-2009, 03:19 PM
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:01 PM
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What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi and a meth addicted homeless guy?

Nothing. There are some things even a meth addicted homeless guy wont do.
Of course. I shouldn't be surprised that a degradating joke about a person that is addicted to meth and also homeless, is told on Apostolic Friends Forum. And of course, we have a sex joke on the forum. Why be shocked?

Heck, let's just make fun of everybody. It's a great legacy for the apostolics.

Remember the motto "The whole gospel to the whole world." I have one. How 'bout, "Apostolics. We make fun of everybody."


Ok, everybody. Go ahead and start yellin' at me.
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:30 PM
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OK THATS funny!
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:49 PM
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OK THATS funny!

So was the next post!
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Old 12-19-2009, 05:16 PM
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Sam, too much man too much! That is funny! I just told my wife about it and she asked "What's a Nobel Peace Prize?" Her Pentecostal Pouf wasn't high enough I guess, went right over her head!
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:04 PM
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ATLANTA AIRPORT -
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others:


Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...............

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE..
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:13 PM
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Of course. I shouldn't be surprised that a degradating joke about a person that is addicted to meth and also homeless, is told on Apostolic Friends Forum. And of course, we have a sex joke on the forum. Why be shocked?

Heck, let's just make fun of everybody. It's a great legacy for the apostolics.

Remember the motto "The whole gospel to the whole world." I have one. How 'bout, "Apostolics. We make fun of everybody."


Ok, everybody. Go ahead and start yellin' at me.
It's all about who the target is, N. Did you see the fuss they made about Letterman's tasteless joking about Sarah Palin's daughter? Oh, but it was just a joke! It wasn't serious!

Sigh.
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Old 12-19-2009, 11:25 PM
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Re: More Jokes

more jokes/cartoons of persons of snow

the term "snowman" is not politically correct.
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Old 12-19-2009, 11:26 PM
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more cartoons of persons of snow
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