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08-14-2008, 10:58 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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I watered all the silk plants in my office at Xerox for about a month before my boss told me they weren't real. I've never been very good with plants.
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That's just sad!!! I bet you were thinking I sure have a green thumb! 
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08-14-2008, 11:02 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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That's just sad!!! I bet you were thinking I sure have a green thumb! |
I was very proud of my success for a time. 
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08-14-2008, 11:03 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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I watered all the silk plants in my office at Xerox for about a month before my boss told me they weren't real. I've never been very good with plants.
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WOW that is great!!!! I can't stop laughing!!
I'll have to "sleep on", and unsort all the many idiotic things I've done and reply tomorrow.
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Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. - Eph. 4:29
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08-14-2008, 11:08 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
This is going to be tough....
So I was in the hospital a few years ago...
I had ALOT of gas and the evidence was tangible...
I was aware that I was getting a drug called Flagyl intravenously...
I WRONGLY assumed the "Flagyl" was causing "flagellation" of my insides and gas in my system...
The nurse comes in and asks how the Flagyl is working...
I say... "Well... I think it is doing what it is intended to do..."
She says "Really, what is it doing?"
I say, "Well, you know... "
She says, "No I really do not."
I said, "Well, it is making a whole lot of gas inside me... is that not it's purpose?
She says, "Oh, I was not aware of that - but I'll sure take your word for it!"
What a complete idioT!
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When I was in high school, I thought I was sooo smart being in advance placement biology, I injured my knee playing baseball and it had to be drained. I subsequently had to have surgery and when the room was full of nurses, orderlies, and whomever else, a nurse asked what they had did to my knee prior to my surgery and I told them I had an "amniocentesis" instead of an arthrocentesis. When I heard the giggles, I realized what I said...
What an idiot..
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08-14-2008, 11:18 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Carpenter
I argued a point today in an executive meeting about an August 11th date that obviously had already past. I didn't notice until halfway into my diatribe that people were looking at me like I was an idiot while I was insisting on a deadline that had already past.
I felt pretty stupid...
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Yup. Yer an idioT!
I had a spat with an elderly customer today on the phone who insisted she had to have an August 13th appointment! I finally said, "Well it looks like that day is already filled."
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-14-2008, 11:20 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Carpenter
When I was in high school, I thought I was sooo smart being in advance placement biology, I injured my knee playing baseball and it had to be drained. I subsequently had to have surgery and when the room was full of nurses, orderlies, and whomever else, a nurse asked what they had did to my knee prior to my surgery and I told them I had an "amniocentesis" instead of an arthrocentesis. When I heard the giggles, I realized what I said...
What an idiot..
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Hey, anything is possible with the current "Pregnant man gives birth" frenzy.
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-14-2008, 11:34 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
For some reason, 2 & 2 took quite a while to add up...
It wasn't until LAST NIGHT that it dawned on me that Michael Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, has the same name as our own Michael Phelps. D'oh!
Gotta love those little light bulbs turning on! 
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08-14-2008, 11:36 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
For some reason, 2 & 2 took quite a while to add up...
It wasn't until LAST NIGHT that it dawned on me that Michael Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, has the same name as our own Michael Phelps. D'oh!
Gotta love those little light bulbs turning on!
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Actually that IS him!
say it girl! YER AN idioT!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-14-2008, 11:39 PM
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Jellybean!
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Actually that IS him!
say it girl! YER AN idioT!
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I think I sailed way past IdioT and headlong into maroon with that one! 
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08-14-2008, 11:41 PM
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Christmas 2009
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
For some reason, 2 & 2 took quite a while to add up...
It wasn't until LAST NIGHT that it dawned on me that Michael Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, has the same name as our own Michael Phelps. D'oh!
Gotta love those little light bulbs turning on!
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I KNEW I knew that name from somewhere. DUH!!! I kept watching him swim and thinking I know him from somewhere.
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